just checked my euromillions ticket and i have won......
 

£3 for matching two numbers. Oh well next tuesday and half of next fridays draw are now free i suppose. i think i could make a big dent in £110M

I don't play, I used to but got fed up with wasting money and the ever increasing odd on winning. Everytime they add a new draw type it screws the odds up unless you are prepared to match your previous stake on the new draw day.

Yep, got 3 whole squid myself. Where to spend my ill-gotten gains ... hmmm ....

Dave

you could get about 50 seconds worth with a £100/hour hooker. if you suffer from premature ejaculation it could be the best £3 quid you have spent this month

I could have her twice.....:norty::norty::norty:

i won 9.60 --- i could have had 5 minutes !!!!

£4.60 whats my prize?

£4.60 I guess

I didn't win a thing.. looks like I will be watching from a far while you guys get your minutes...

The last time I got two numbers on the euro lottery I got £2.65. Such a strange payout and it cost me £4 for two lucky dips so didn't even break even :D

Aiming too high ... a £40/half an hour hooker and you could have had over 2 minutes ...

if i wanted a toothless blowjob i have an old peoples home just across the road mate. you must know some classy birds at £40/hour. i suppose some of them are just glad to get something warm inside them ;)

What a load off c**p its getting c**per

£5.60 for me one number and two stars, woohoo!!

forget your prozac this morning?

Recently I went through a period of winning on Lotto 4 times in as many weeks! Total amount won? About £10. The average win was c.£2.50. Oh yippee.

What gets me is that you get an automated email teasing you by saying, "News about your ticket!", with an exclamation mark and everything. FFS, don't send me 'psychological/dangling a carrot' crap like that for paltry 'wins'. :mad:

You could get a couple of ice creams for that, its not a complete disaster!

Les ;)

Would you like "News about your ticket! (but don't get too excited)" ?

boxst.... YES! :lol1:

I want the finger back... ITS YOU

If i had one hundred penny's every time i clicked on the same old >just checked my euromillions ticket and i have won thread,I would be RICH.

Keep the old tickets and use them for wiping your arse after you have a dump

get back under yer fecking bridge, troll.

Another £5.20 tonight. £126 million on tuesday i can just feel it.

I bet you say that to all the girls!

Les ;)

Me too. But Tuesday's draw is actually £138M. Approximately of course .... :D

Dave

£5.20 here :) lol

So ticket bought for Tuesday's lottery and 2 large potions of chip shop chips tonight to go with our chicken and spare ribs = £5.20 :D

So really FREE chippies :thumb:

£5.20 also