This Morning ....
 

The wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally sleeps in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, you've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table!! :eek:

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still wrapped around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
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She explained, "The egg timer's broken." :rolleyes: :lol1:

lol :D

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:lol1::lol1::lol1:

Good one!

Les :D

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:lol1: :lol1:

At last :luxhello: one I havn't heard before :D

That's a good idea.Shame it only works for soft boiled.:wonder: