Spam speeling .....
 

If spammers are going to send out this crud, they could at least get a good translator. Had this this morning ...

"...
Dear customer.


The parcel was send your home address.


And it will arrice within 7 bussness day.



More information and the tracking number


are attached in document below.



Thank you.


2011 DHL International GmbH. All rights reserverd...."


With a zipped attachment. Yeah, right. 'Course I'll be opening that ....

:Whatever_

Dave

I think this one p!sses all over yours!

Hello,
My name is Stephen Buxton, I am an American soldier, I am serving in the military with the 1st Armored Division in Iraq , as you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs.We managed to move part of funds belonging to Saddam Hussein's family in 2003.The total amount is US$7 Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills,this money has been kept somewhere outside Baghdad for sometime but with the proposed troop in increase by president Barrack Obama, to end the suicide bombing and make peace with Iraq militant and terrorist ,we are afraid that the money may be discovered hence we want to move this money to you for safekeeping pending the completion of our assignment here.

READ THIS WEBSITE VERY WELL AND GET BACK TO ME.......

That email could have been written by any of the posters on scoobynet as the quality of writing, grasp of English and spelling on here is appalling.

:)

Back to skool then!

Les

Another classic email just in - of course i logged in using my password and information;)

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Tuesday, 8 March 2011, 15:38
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Dear customer,

Internet banking machineries at Lloyds TSB have been upgraded,
hence we are currently engaged in customer information update.

Click here to update and confirm.

Online Service Team
Lloyds TSB Bank Plc