> Poor Mildred
> > > > >
> > > > > Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was getting
> > > > > more and more despondent over the recent death of her
> > > > > husband, Cecil.
She decided that she would just kill
> > > > > herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would
> > > > > be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
> > > > > Cecil's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot
> > > > > herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken
> > > > > anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become
> > > > > a vegetable and burden someone, she called her
> > > > > doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where
> > > > > the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your
> > > > > heart would be just below your left breast." Later
> > > > > that night, Mildred was admitted to the local hospital
> > > > > with a gunshot wound to her knee.