Do I have to let someone in to use my toilet?
 

LOL very funny thread :D

thats mental! very funny read though :D

MSE seems to attract the crackpots :lol1@:

LMAO :lol1:

This is the exact reason why we have a downstairs loo. :)

(although our usual bathroom squatter is a member of the household :mad: )

Best larf I've had in a little while :lol1:

You do have to question which one has lost the plot.

That was a very funny thread!!!


I think under Sharia law you have to let someone use your toilet.

That brings up completely the wrong image!

Absolute quality, what a way to start the weekend:lol1:

:lol1:

Is that the hole in the ground in the corner of the hut?

At least it stops him doing it all over the geraniums!

Les

Do we believe the OP?


Funny either way!

I don't believe the story for one minute.
Who in their right mind would let a compete stranger in to use the bog :Suspiciou

Unless it was an absolutely cracking looking woman who said she'd reward you :D

I once let a Postie use my bog.
He knocked at the door to hand me a parcel and said he was busting for the loo.

I let him in thinking he wanted a piss but oh no, he needed a full on evacuation.

**** me it stunk - like the world had fallen out his arse!

He came out, said thanks and was on his way with a cheery wave.

All those years when streaks were discovered at home and I was blamed, whenever I protested my innocence my dad asked if it was me or "The Phantom Crapper", I think that, in reality the Phantom Crapper does exist !

:lol1:

We also had Phantom Crapper!
Is that a Dad thing?

:D

In your defence though, that was during the day.