Pirates fancy dress- ideas please :)
 

Everyone else is going to turn up as johnny depp, as usual, but I want to do something a little different, something that makes everyone say "look at that daft twit" but still along the pirate theme

The best I've come up with so far is a pirate ship, a barrel or a canon.

Ideas welcome please!

a pirates parrot?

Go dressed as a Somali pirate, complete with RPG launcher over your shoulder?

Ha ha ha

the monkey from Pirates of the caribbean?

He said he didn't want to go as Johnny Depp ;)

Just go in a tatty track suit with a toy machine gun. You can be one of these modern day pirates.

:)

i would have said orlando broom for the non simian reference ;)

:notworthy

Shell suit and a car boot full of knock off DVD's? :)

Captain Pugwash (or Master Bates or Seaman Staines).

You need to have a look in the Ha-aaaarghhh-gos catologue.

Does Orlando Broom look a bit like Orlando Bloom?

He brushes up aaaaaarrghright

Love it - but it'd be difficult to drink through. Could always use a straw though!

Not sure my bitch t*ts would look that good... but it would certainly make them all p*ss themselves laughing!

Poke one of your eyes out!

Les ;)

That's not a 'patch' on the other jokes Les :lol1:

I still Laaaaarrrrrrfed :)

And that is even worse!

Les :D