New York, Newport, Newporrrt! just brilliant parody!
 

fail. posted yesterday gay boy ! :thumb:

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Probably was, i spent all day yesterday dogging your sister and mum!

unlucky mate.

Luckily (and on the advice of 500+ sn members) i bought a couple of carrier bags with me which i made them wear on their heads, i secured it firmly around thier necks as i did not want the bags falling off. I did cut breathing and sucking holes mind, i am not an animal!

I think describing them as pig-heifers is a little unkind...to pigs and heifers that is!

mate a retard can never be an animal. so no one will ever think you are.

oh word of warning. your wife was on the phone to me just now. begging me to throw her around your bedroom while your out and to use your bed and leave stains on your pillow. please tell her my answer is i will be around soon :thumb:

We are divorced, chuck her anywhere you like!:)

will do mate. your mothers popping around aswell so i got my coat and im on my way :thumb:

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Oh, i love a good seance - Have you got the room for her coffin?;)

**i will get my coat**

Just came on to post this, suppose thats what happens to townies. Keep the port tidy :)

Made me laugh - very well done

safe!