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iPhones are GREAT!!!!
– Allow others to benefit from your iPhone
A man on the street asks you if you have the time. YOU: Sure. Then <FLASH!> you whip out your iPhone, hold it up high, waving it around so everyone can see its impressive “clock” function. YOU: Anyone else need to know the time?!!! Because I… HAVE… AN iPHONE!!! 2 – Use your iPhone to save a life You are on a date in a restaurant. A man is having a heart attack! YOU: Coming through! I’ll take care of it! I’m an iPhone owner! Then you simultaneously call emergency services while accessing Wikipedia instructions on how to perform CPR. To keep the man’s wife from panicking, you calm her down by showing her amusing videos of cats wearing silly hats. DOCTOR: This iPhone owner is a hero! Without his amazing access to information and amusing videos of cats wearing silly hats, we’d have a dead man and a nervous wife. Instead, this couple will live happily ever after. Thank you iPhone Owner! YOU: Oh, I was just doing what any super cool iPhone owner would do. Then you simultaneously call emergency services while accessing Wikipedia instructions on how to perform CPR without having to attend nurse practitioner programs. 3 – Use your iPhone as it was meant to be used... as fashion Why wear your iPhone on your waist when you can attach it to a headband and wear it on your forehead? 4 – Share your iPhone's information At the bar, a guy asks you if the local sports team won today. YOU: Hold on, I’ll check that out for you on my brand new amazing iPhone... Sorry, for the delay, I just got my amazing iPhone and I’m still trying to learn all of the amazing iPhone iFeatures... where is News?... Music... Videos... Email... Phone... Crème Brulee recipes... Time Machine... darn this amazing iPhone! 5 – Use your iPhone to fight crime WOMAN: A man is holding up the Convenience Store owner with a gun! YOU: No worries ma'am, I am an iPhone owner. I'll simply call 9-1-1... now I'll walk into the store... and <SNAP> take the perpetrator's photo. And... email it to the police. ROBBER: Stick 'em up or I'll blow you away! YOU: I own an iPhone. ROBBER: Really? Wow! YOU: I know. iPhone says you are suffering from feelings of inadequacy caused by your father's constant belittling of you as a child. ROBBER: iPhone is right! YOU: iPhone says there is a support group for your issue approximately 2.9 miles southwest of here. ROBBER (wiping away tears): Thank you, iPhone owner. YOU: Of course. ROBBER: Now I'm going to shoot you and take your iPhone! YOU: I'm sorry, but I'm going to zap you with 50,000 volts. ROBBER: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! YOU: The iPhone has a hidden stun-gun feature. CONVENIENCE STORE OWNER: Thank you, my friend! YOU: It's my privilege to serve the community. While waiting for the police to arrive, would you like to listen to some U2? :lol: Shamelessly lifted from:- http://www.hogwild.net/Rants/iphone-jokes.htm |
We iPhone owners have been telling you all this for ages ;)
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Ha! But does your phone work after it gets wet from leaking MX5 roof!
That's no joke. Dip your bread. |
When are you picking up your iPhone Pete? ;)
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Agreed - sounds like there's another iphone convert in the midst :)
Well done Pete :thumb: Tell me though - how have you come to terms with the expensive contract??:Suspiciou Dan :D |
'Tis true!!!
I phone makes me feel special. :banana: |
Finally, Pete sees the light :thumb:
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Welcome on-board Pete - good to have you on-side ;)
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At long last....I knew it was only a matter of time before pete gave in :lol1:
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I hope not we could see another comet/currys post :D
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Originally Posted by antc
(Post 9508300)
I hope not we could see another comet/currys post :D
Don't be silly - even Pete wouldn't fail to be impressed with Apple's after sales service :D |
Very funny...still laughing!
Don't you blokes realise he has had one all the time! Les :D |
I wish that were the case les :D
Maybe he has one of those special funky cases for his iphone that disguises it and makes it look like a samsung :) |
remind me of how many apps are available on smart phones and just how much they cost again ???
compared to free/59p ??? |
i love my iphone :luvlove: :lol1::lol1:
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Say cheese :D
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Errrrrm - excuse me everybody!!!!!!
This thread has NOT gone according to plan :mad: Get mad you geeks, get typing childish retorts this instant!!! :mad: |
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Cor blimey!! Look at that signal :D
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The ONLY good iPhone ....
Is a DEAD one!! http://www.computertechreference.com...ken-iphone.jpg :thumb: |
yeah but your cellular data signal is crap :p
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however if you are using an iphone 3g and updated to os.4 recently you wouldnt be able to do any of those things because the sodding delay in the phone made you mad enough to smash it up.....................
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH Why has it slowed so much since the update???????? |
Originally Posted by konceppt
(Post 9508523)
however if you are using an iphone 3g and updated to os.4 recently you wouldnt be able to do any of those things because the sodding delay in the phone made you mad enough to smash it up.....................
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH Why has it slowed so much since the update???????? Probably too late for you |
Originally Posted by SwissTony
(Post 9508516)
yeah but your cellular data signal is crap :p
http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/t...ges/jjjj-1.png :D |
lol didnt look till afterwards.do you reckon i could get os.3 anywhere again?
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Originally Posted by konceppt
(Post 9508560)
lol didnt look till afterwards.do you reckon i could get os.3 anywhere again?
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ios4 on 3GS here is trouble free!!!
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Originally Posted by konceppt
(Post 9508523)
however if you are using an iphone 3g and updated to os.4 recently you wouldnt be able to do any of those things because the sodding delay in the phone made you mad enough to smash it up.....................
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH Why has it slowed so much since the update???????? See my post in Computer Related :thumb: |
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