count the spelling mistakes
 

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Telboy selling his Astra:D

hes not to great with decimal points either, he seems to think £599.50 should be £5995 :D

tool

Bob T or Tea boy could set up as consultants.

Les

Not too sure he is good with maths either, up for 5995.00, surely he means £599.95 for a 16 year old ashtray wiv a terbo and a bayleeee dump valv;)

I a'm shore it is luvly but worf around 2k tops i wood have thought

lol wot skool did he goe two ??

cixx grand four a ashtray iz two much

:lol:

Have to say that if he thinks 6k is good for that pile of rust (and I like astra's) he's having a laugh!

Tony:)

One born every minute:Whatever_

The unsurprising thing as that the mouth breather got "thermostat" right.

You can work out how it's brain cell works - "therm o stat" written as it is spoken :D

Is that Irish too?

Les ;)

:nono:


:lol1:

How did this brain donor ever get a license?

Another knuckle dragger:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1842937.htm

:D

He does his skool and teecherz praaaaaud!

Can anyone translate please? :confused:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Obviously maths is not a strong point either if he thinks you can have 150000% of something!

Well you can: If I buy a company for a nominal fee of £1 (it has been done) and then sell it for £150,000 then surely my profit margin has been in the region of 150000%...

You have to wonder how dumb sh*ts like this have the money to buy, mods and run cars like this, then i remembered, dealing drugs

Good point but I'm sure no matter how much you spent on a car you couldn't make it 1500000% ok :)

:lol:

Surely a wind up that Pistonheads one....... please tell me thats a wind up.....

Oooh hang on - it that NdubZ i hear on the radio :rolleyes: Speaks volumes.

I pity the future generations if this is what we have to look forwards too....:(

See he's willing to consider a Ford Focas in p/ex :lol:

Didn't get to see the Astra, but the Mitsi on Pistonheads is quality. And "span 200 to 400" seems a bit steep to fix "smoke coming out the engine" - probably just needs a new anti-smoke valve or sumfink. Cnut.

"HKS DUMP VAL "

The million dollar questions are 1) who's Val? and 2) why did HKS dump her?? :Suspiciou

Dave