what 13 and three quarters

haha, no 5yrs older. And no I wasn't raped, I knew exactly what was going on :)

ahhhhh 18, just the right age. *as he rubs the top of both knees in a characteristic parody of a dirty old man

the internet was developed for people just like him - he should be proud

as with everything in life there is the possibility he's a secret ninja bum bandit!

14 and a half behind the next door neighbours caravan lol good times

16th birthday for me,she was a year older and didn't want to get in trouble!! ;)

I cant really say, I was in the throws of (badly) losing it with a girl from school in the bathroom at a party aged about 15, there was contact and minimal entry but "Clegg" (complete Spud with a head shaped like a toilet) from school was there, he had spotted us going in there and was keen on the girl in question so he fetched his gimpy mate who was throwing the (excellent) party, he had no chance with her but he wanted to spoil my moment the little cnut, they were banging on the door saying how we were spoiling the party and to come out, kind of killed the moment, as far as I know they are both virgins, one contacted me (the party thrower) on Facebook and it was the first thing he mentioned, still lives with his parents.

After that, drought for about three years, well not an actual drought, still plenty of activity, just of the variety that involves the creation of many crusty socks, or Chaussette D'Amour as I prefer to call then :D my favourite postion for those years where the man lies on his back and the woman straddles, the page...

Got a Golf GTI, fortunes improved, who says women are fickle, whats wrong with Capris ?

Fook me! :eek:

She was in her 80's I read that as :D

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i was 15, after 3 litres of cider, CLASSY!! haha

After three litres of cider I would thumbing in a softy!



She was only the orchard owners daughter,
but she loved everything in cider ;)

Virgin on the ridiculous ;)

I was 42.

lol

14 and lost it to a redcoat in Butlins, a very very proud moment for a young man. :D

16 for me, lass was the same age, but a school year younger.

Some of the lads I work with claim to have lost it at around 12 years old :freak3: and claim to have bedded 15-20 wimmins by the time they left school :freak3::freak3:

Calling bullsh1t perhaps, or just the state of the times?

We were both 15, both virgins, and it was the night before my first 'O' Level exam :D

Nothing like preparing properly

At that age you could even get one due to the vibrations through the seat of a number 218 bus! Bit of a nuisance sometimes when you reached your stop! Difficult walking down the steps all doubled up.

Les ;)

that panhandle troubling you again les?

First attempt was 15 at butlins with a welsh girl, I was happy just kissing her but at the end of the night she asked me if I was going to shag her or not. If I knew what trouble women were back then I'd have kept it in my pants.

I was a late starter around 18 I think. Certainly made up for it when I hit college with a vengence :D
Smooth talking was just not the word for it, though I did calm down quite a few years ago :D

So you were molested then??

Try walking through all the bus passengers to get off at that age trying not to let it show Big S and tell me how you would feel!

Les ;)

I can't really remember who was the lucky recipient of my glacé cherry, but do remember one spectacularly failed attempt by a girlfriend I had just prior to that. I worked as a cashier in the local petrol station during the summer holidays and she was my manager (only a year older and also a virgin). We used to retire to her cosy upstairs office to "cash-up" so-to-speak after the place closed at 10pm. Despite the easy availability of free johnnies in the stockroom, it was just too awkward to do the fateful deed there.

Finally she invited me back to her parents' house when they were out one afternoon. She made every effort to make things special, but I just couldn't go through with it for some reason (she wasn't all that fit TBH). I thought my head was going to explode and started to feel ill. We split up soon after and I went to Uni to get some proper experience.

I still have one abiding memory of that afternoon: her favourite f*cking band "Deacon Blue" (or was it "Wet Wet Wet", cos she was?) playing on her stereo, whilst I was attempting to carry out a potentially momentous event in my life! No wonder I had a headache!

Currently 31, and still awaiting a chance. I am not what you call an oil painting,(accept Munsch!!) and I don't have Rooney's money.

I was 23...........

Was he gentle and used lube?
Or just got you deeply intoxicated?
A proud moment indeed for a young man :D


Wasn't Michael Barrymore a Redcoat?

Affectionately known as 'travellers knob' - can happen anywhere, planes, trains automobiles ;)

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This thread has tickled me to bits

What trousers were you wearing Les?? Don't say tracksuit bottoms :eek:


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