just a wee joke.
 

a starvin asylum seeker is greeted at dover by a genie, who grants him three wishes!
he says im hungry pow a banquet appears
he says i want a nice house pow a mansion appears with a swimming pool
then he says i want to be a real britishman
pow everything vanishes
he asks wheres it all gone
genie replies your british now ur entitled to **** all !!!!!:lol:

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop and all I asked was "How are you getting on?"


A gypsy girl sent an email to an agony Aunt. "I am 12 years old and haven't had sex yet. Do you think my brother is queer?"



Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend
10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its bollocks!



A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"


:D

Mrs Leslie is getting suspicious at all the laughing. Turn it up Swiss!

Les :D