Its his sister LOL.

I'm liking the milk in the intake scuttle for the heater.

Will have to remember that one in future :thumb:

Might be able to make it a bit more potent by liquidising some raw fish and raw prawns (grey). :thumb:

Step 1. One glass milk bottle

Step 2. 1 old rag

Step 3. pour petrol into bottle

Step 4. Place rag in top of bottle

Step 5. Aim, Light rag, throw.

Step 6. Run like ur smeared in BBQ sauce in a lion enclosure.

cheap easy and funny as f**k. not only that the damage will be so server he will never repair it. his insurance wont pay what its worth and he will have no car at all.

emotional and pshycological damage goes alot further.

alternativly throw the petrol bomb at him. he dies in extreme agony the best car in the world survives and u get ur sister back lol.

That's sick :eek:

lol

Well u know keep it in the family lmao!!!

Edited for accuracy :lol1:

I'd do it bro!

He deserves it.

brake fluid is well flamible cut the line light a match wave goodbye to car!

Generous dollop of Grinding paste in the engine - amazing how noisy an engine can get before letting rip :lol1: :lol1:

Failing that - old fashoned 4x2 round the head works well :thumb:

Loving this thread, and the fact that there have been no goodie goodies on here going 'oh you shouldn't do this type of thing' or 'I'd advise you not to write this on a public forum' blah blah blah...
Hope whatever you do f***s him up!

You lot are an evil bunch of barstuards:thumb:

How about taking him to the top of a tall building render him unconcious. Glue each hand to each side of his face tie cheese or piano wire around his throat, then. Tie some ordinary rope around his feet making it longer than the cheese wire but not long enough for his body to reach the ground. Throw him of if uve done this right the cheese wire shoudld remove his head from body but the glueD hands will allow the head to detach but not fall away he will be left there pissing blood out everywhere with his head in hands hanging upside down.

It's just a thought.

Cod liver oil would do the trick, no bits and easy to pour :thumb:

Isnt that what hannibal does? Lol

i have always wanted to put 4 nails under each the car tyres of a certain person, two in front of and two behind each tyre..... so all four tyres get ruined at the same time...... builders foam inside the wheels.... imagine getting that out of the discs and brakes...!!! up the exhaust..... cut the brake lines....... and basically wreck the car............ never had the bottle to do it though...!!!!!!!!!!!

fk it.. just ram a hot wire coat hanger down his jap eye and be done with it!

I would love to see the results of that might even blow the glass and panels as it expands and dries :norty:

if u kin get into the car without makin a noise then it would be quicker with the builders foam instead of using the straw to spray it just ram a little screw driver threw the hole in the top and just throw it in it comes out hell of alot faster saves u standing there to empty every can one by one pierce a heap in throw them in id love to help lol

:eek: sh1t i should read before posting, omfg :o

fu*me nitromors is the sh*

A garage owning mate did that to a customers car after they refused to pay. He then spent the next few weeks watching the car go past every day producing more and more smoke.

any pics yet of the carnage lol