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to foam or not to foam
that is the question .. my ar5ehole brother in law some time ago slashed both driverside tyres on my car . no i need revenge sorry but ime just that sort of person . so i figured
1 ive left it long enough to avoid being blamed 2 dont do his tyres as to obvious 3 EXPANDING FOAM UP THE TAILPIPE OF HIS MEGANE 4 he wont hear the engine anyway as stereo is allways on . ant guesses as to how far he will get before the big bang ???? |
lol
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Greasy fish up the tail pipe push them quite far up so he can't see them you may need to make them sticky but as the exhaust gets hot on his various journeys the fish will stick to the exhaust and his car will smell of fish.
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superglue all locks, remove tyre valves and fill hole with chemical metal, paint stripper all over car ................etc,etc lol
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emmm, depends how far u wanna go but if it was me i would be wanting to cause as much damage as poss, so i guess sugar in the fuel tank, remove the valves from all 4 wheels, a few choice words spray painted on to the bodywork,
Attachment 52687 Ha ha i quite like this 1 lol :hjtwofing |
i prefer the BIG BANG theory . picturing his face every day looking at a perfect car he CANT DRIVE. will give me great pleasure for months to come . and the added bonus of being able to say to him ... oh dear what happen then , whilst trying not to laugh my nads off
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it wont go bang....... it just wont start
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Spray it with salty water and it will dissolve in days....
O la la ! dunx P.S. It's nearly bonfire night.... |
Warm, slightly "off" milk :)
1/2 over the air intakes for the aircon etc on the scuttle panel. 1/2 injected past the seals on the passenger side door. Also try warm blue cheese. :) J. |
Drain the oil out. See how far he gets.
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Originally Posted by dunx
(Post 8970160)
Spray it with salty water and it will dissolve in days....
O la la ! dunx P.S. It's nearly bonfire night.... ha ha, the exact reason there are no french cars in my seaside town lol |
Originally Posted by JONNY_693
(Post 8970200)
Drain the oil out. See how far he gets.
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sand in the oil!! works a treat! ;)
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done a reccy last night car is there and looking ripe .
no cameras . even better parked over a drain . so its drain oil time me thinks |
i think he'll twigg and retaliate. but i like your thinking. why not just punch him in the face instead though?
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Originally Posted by madscoob
(Post 8971098)
done a reccy last night car is there and looking ripe .
no cameras . even better parked over a drain . so its drain oil time me thinks |
Originally Posted by madscoob
(Post 8969567)
that is the question .. my ar5ehole brother in law some time ago slashed both driverside tyres on my car . no i need revenge sorry but ime just that sort of person . so i figured
1 ive left it long enough to avoid being blamed 2 dont do his tyres as to obvious 3 EXPANDING FOAM UP THE TAILPIPE OF HIS MEGANE 4 he wont hear the engine anyway as stereo is allways on . ant guesses as to how far he will get before the big bang ???? JohnD |
There will be an undertray and everything to tackle before you get to the oil plug.
It will take too long and its far too risky of being spotted. Take about 10 cans of builders foam with the long straw nozzles, you and a mate, each side of the car, insert it through the door gap and let rip. Fill the interior with builders foam. Failing that, fill the engine bay with it so it sets on fire when it gets warm :thumb: |
Originally Posted by dantomlinson
(Post 8971167)
There will be an undertray and everything to tackle before you get to the oil plug.
It will take too long and its far too risky of being spotted. Take about 10 cans of builders foam with the long straw nozzles, you and a mate, each side of the car, insert it through the door gap and let rip. Fill the interior with builders foam. Failing that, fill the engine bay with it so it sets on fire when it gets warm :thumb: |
Originally Posted by dantomlinson
(Post 8971167)
There will be an undertray and everything to tackle before you get to the oil plug.
Not if your any good. ;) It will take too long and its far too risky of being spotted. Take about 10 cans of builders foam with the long straw nozzles, you and a mate, each side of the car, insert it through the door gap and let rip. ^^^And this wont?? :cuckoo: Fill the interior with builders foam. Failing that, fill the engine bay with it so it sets on fire when it gets warm :thumb: |
Just tell him your sister used to be your brother !;)
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could always just cut one of the brake lines and do it properly.
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brake fluid is quick and easy makes a good mess of the paint to lol
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Think the newer bottles of brake fluid are meant to be paint friendly now. If you break the ceramic off of a spark plug and flick it at the windows they'll shatter. Excluding front screen of course as it's laminated.
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the builders foam got my vote like sounds fun u need a hand lol
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Grow a set and go tell him you are gona wack him and why then wack him ,simple as .
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brake fluid is crap,if you want to do it properly,Nitromors !
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Originally Posted by The Rig
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brake fluid is crap,if you want to do it properly,Nitromors !
muhahaha!! |
Best retaliation I EVER heard of was a lass I used to work with.
Caught her hubby in bed with her mate. She left him, but kept a key, and already had one to her mate's.:eek: About three months later, she let herself into both their flats while they were out, and unpicked the bottom of the lounge curtains, put a few prawns into the seam, and sewed them back up:eek: LOL |
chuck a mix in his mrs, why damage they car when you can get more pleasure :norty:
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