The wifes getting her own back
 

For all that ive done bad in my married life and for all the money ive wasted on cars, beer and myself, payback has arrived. I am being forced against my will to not only watch mamma mia on sky movies with the wife but on the odd occation she even sings along :brickwall:cry:

My girlfriend wanted me to do the same mate!!!! I told her to fook off and i went upstairs with the laptop!!!

For reasons like this, i am happy to pay a tenner for a second sky box in the house.:lol1:

:wonder: i think she would call it karma. i call it fookin unlucky:lol1:

Or make a deal :D Tell her you will do it if she will let you bumm her :D

daughters in our bed watching the same thing so whatever room i go in im subjected to this terrible ordeal, good job i can at least sorta lose meself on here.

:lol::lol:making me suffer she will have too:thumb:

Yes, but you may moan, but at the end of the day she is worth it :D :D

hmmmmm :wonder::lol::lol:

That's the way to tell them,a simple Fook Off puts them back in line..Or Fook Off or im not gonna let you suck my willy tonight :norty: ... give em an inch and they will take a mile,or in my case a foot long in the mouth :D...

Edited for correct manner in dealing with this situation ;)

i've got that beat, i go upstairs with her laptop,,,,,, pmsl

:lol: Think yourself lucky!!! I had to take the wife to the cinema to see it and we'd only been married a year :D

Months on and I still haven't fully recovered from the ordeal!!!! :freak3:

What's the problem? It's a great film. :confused:

I managed thirty minutes and then had to rush off and do some manly stuff, rolled in diesel, looked at some filth, ate a huge bloody steak, drank some beers, I tell you watching that turns you into a bird, and thats from me who can listen to Dido without any ill effects, that is pure oestrogen in film form, I could feel myself starting to wish I had more than one pair of shoes, to want to go shopping for more, to want to eat loads of chocolate and get all irrational, my mechanical ability was ebbing away, I bored j4ckos mate about it for three hours on the phone and then had a good cry.

:lol::lol::cuckoo: understandable tho i even offered to do the cooking yesterday. it effects in weird ways. Btw it was only an offer i skipped out of it in the end

Herself has a copy of it too and keeps threatening to make me watch it but luckily i haven't been that bad yet, Dirty Dancing is another one she keeps threatening me with too !!!!!

FFS, Man up!!