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Leslie 31 August 2009 12:20 PM

I wish I had been watching your conversation J4CKO. I'd have been creased up at you trying to say sensible things and trying not to look at the display! I reckon she was playing you along alright!

Les :D

Hysteria1983 31 August 2009 03:08 PM

Defiantly playing him along. Its like a game.
A bunch of girls all betting and guessing which one of them can get Mr Police Man to let me where his hat.

I can imagne it all now....''Go on big bags, sow him some t1t and get him to give you his hat''....... ''Ooowwaaaayyyyy, gooooo onnn!!!!!''

DYK 31 August 2009 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by Hysteria1983 (Post 8913715)
Defiantly playing him along. Its like a game.
A bunch of girls all betting and guessing which one of them can get Mr Police Man to let me where his hat.

I can imagne it all now....''Go on big bags, sow him some t1t and get him to give you his hat''....... ''Ooowwaaaayyyyy, gooooo onnn!!!!!''


How about a lovely Big Firemans Helmet instead :norty:

GMballistic 31 August 2009 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by DYK (Post 8913096)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

+1:norty:

Janspeed 31 August 2009 03:32 PM

This thread sux!!1

Not enuff visuals!!! :razz:

Hysteria1983 31 August 2009 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by DYK (Post 8913734)
How about a lovely Big Firemans Helmet instead :norty:

Fireman you say........ MUCH better!!

Hysteria1983 31 August 2009 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by Janspeed (Post 8913748)
This thread sux!!1

Not enuff visuals!!! :razz:

http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/r...weis/boobs.jpg

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:...nice-boobs.jpg

Better?

GMballistic 31 August 2009 03:49 PM

How about this one Janspeed & a free joke to :thumb:
Potato Prostitute? Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blogg

Janspeed 31 August 2009 04:36 PM

Trés Bien! :D

Janspeed 31 August 2009 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by GMballistic (Post 8913775)
How about this one Janspeed & a free joke to :thumb:
Potato Prostitute? Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blogg

I laughed so hard............:eek:

DYK 31 August 2009 04:41 PM

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jods 31 August 2009 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by yoza (Post 8912458)
On Tuesday walk into the office with your bo77ocks hanging out of your zip.

See if she looks at you in the eye.


If she protests, let her know its alright for her, so is alright for you.

Your only partially exposed, as she is.......

Careful with the zip though. ;)

:lol:

dunx 31 August 2009 05:30 PM

I have a female colleague in her fifties, who thinks we'd all like to view her old saggy assests.... :nono:

Wrong, so very wrong.

dunx

hutton_d 31 August 2009 06:15 PM


Originally Posted by dunx (Post 8913970)
I have a female colleague in her fifties ...

Age or bust size ...? :eek:

Dave

J4CKO 31 August 2009 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by dunx (Post 8913970)
I have a female colleague in her fifties, who thinks we'd all like to view her old saggy assests.... :nono:

Wrong, so very wrong.

dunx

Bet you would as well, nowt wrong with seasoned ones, seasoned as in old, not covered in salt and pepper, thought some Regae Regae sauce might help.

ScoobyWon't 01 September 2009 12:35 AM


Originally Posted by Hysteria1983 (Post 8913313)
Speaking about professionalism earlier in the thread, I agree with Yoza.... you might want to do some editing.

No I don't. There are too many complaints on here that cops are robots, but as soon as you see something that shows we are actually human underneath the uniform, you don't like it.

We did our job, we nicked a girl for glassing a girl. Would you be bothered if she'd had no tits? Unlikely. Should we let someone go as they are pretty? Should we only arrest the ugly? Or can we not disguise the horrible thinsg we see, on a daily basis, by using humour to make it not look so bad to us?

You lot have no idea. Less than two months ago, I caught a guy in the process of raping a 15 year old girl. We chased him. I found him in bed with a 7 year old girl. Both were only wearing underwear. What would you do if you found your 7 year old daughter in the same bed as a rapist?

I've seen so many dead bodies that you would not want to imagine.

But ok, Scoobynet says I can't try to remain human by looking at girls as it's not professional. I will also start telling all the members of the public who ask to have photos taken with the police that they cannot, 'cos SN says so, and then they can wonder why the public don't get on with the police. F@ck me, you lot really are pathetic.

So, I ask you, was I wrong for taking in a girl for glassing another girl, no matter the tit size? Or is it, as usual, that everyone posting on SN has no idea about what really goes on..? Tell you what, if it was your sister who was glassed by her, would you care if we'd taken the mick out of the girl who had done it?

Or are you more bothered that we allowed girls to have photos taken with us? We could tell them "no", but at least we are trying to integrate with the community and appear to be accessible. :rolleyes:

paulwrxboro 01 September 2009 01:05 AM


Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't (Post 8914850)
No I don't. There are too many complaints on here that cops are robots, but as soon as you see something that shows we are actually human underneath the uniform, you don't like it.

We did our job, we nicked a girl for glassing a girl. Would you be bothered if she'd had no tits? Unlikely. Should we let someone go as they are pretty? Should we only arrest the ugly? Or can we not disguise the horrible thinsg we see, on a daily basis, by using humour to make it not look so bad to us?

You lot have no idea. Less than two months ago, I caught a guy in the process of raping a 15 year old girl. We chased him. I found him in bed with a 7 year old girl. Both were only wearing underwear. What would you do if you found your 7 year old daughter in the same bed as a rapist?

I've seen so many dead bodies that you would not want to imagine.

But ok, Scoobynet says I can't try to remain human by looking at girls as it's not professional. I will also start telling all the members of the public who ask to have photos taken with the police that they cannot, 'cos SN says so, and then they can wonder why the public don't get on with the police. F@ck me, you lot really are pathetic.

So, I ask you, was I wrong for taking in a girl for glassing another girl, no matter the tit size? Or is it, as usual, that everyone posting on SN has no idea about what really goes on..? Tell you what, if it was your sister who was glassed by her, would you care if we'd taken the mick out of the girl who had done it?

Or are you more bothered that we allowed girls to have photos taken with us? We could tell them "no", but at least we are trying to integrate with the community and appear to be accessible. :rolleyes:


AND RELAX :D

well said, you sound like a decent cop IMO

There was a cop when i was a kid (22 years back) used to shag all the lasses in the area some of them were 15, i think he got kciked out about 2 years back

yoza 01 September 2009 06:35 PM

Well.....did she have her waps out again today ?

I noticed today (due to this thread) that all the girls who work on my area have nothing on display.

They all wear round neck jumpers, some of those thin clingy jumpers are OK especially after an outdoor smoking break (peanut smugglers), but other than that...sh1te.


Most of them should wear them like this......

http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/v...top-jumper.jpg

J4CKO 01 September 2009 06:50 PM

Not at work today.

I have been waiting for a second thread entitled "Mesmerised by Minge" or "Gazing at Gusset" in the spirit of one upmanship.

Steve vRS 01 September 2009 07:10 PM

I remember once seeing stocking tops at work as a young fliberty gibbert crossed her legs. Now that was a good day at the office :D:D

Steve

yoza 01 September 2009 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't (Post 8914850)
No I don't. There are too many complaints on here that cops are robots, but as soon as you see something that shows we are actually human underneath the uniform, you don't like it.

We did our job, we nicked a girl for glassing a girl. Would you be bothered if she'd had no tits? Unlikely. Should we let someone go as they are pretty? Should we only arrest the ugly? Or can we not disguise the horrible thinsg we see, on a daily basis, by using humour to make it not look so bad to us?

You lot have no idea. Less than two months ago, I caught a guy in the process of raping a 15 year old girl. We chased him. I found him in bed with a 7 year old girl. Both were only wearing underwear. What would you do if you found your 7 year old daughter in the same bed as a rapist?

I've seen so many dead bodies that you would not want to imagine.

But ok, Scoobynet says I can't try to remain human by looking at girls as it's not professional. I will also start telling all the members of the public who ask to have photos taken with the police that they cannot, 'cos SN says so, and then they can wonder why the public don't get on with the police. F@ck me, you lot really are pathetic.

So, I ask you, was I wrong for taking in a girl for glassing another girl, no matter the tit size? Or is it, as usual, that everyone posting on SN has no idea about what really goes on..? Tell you what, if it was your sister who was glassed by her, would you care if we'd taken the mick out of the girl who had done it?

Or are you more bothered that we allowed girls to have photos taken with us? We could tell them "no", but at least we are trying to integrate with the community and appear to be accessible. :rolleyes:

Just to clarify, Im not offended, in fact I dont give monkeys.

I suggested you edit for your own good, maybe its OK to post like that as a Police Officer on a public BBS.

I like the fact you are human, but your boss may not be.....

Ive deleted my quote, Hysteria should delete hers, and maybe for safety you delete yours, job done.

Hysteria1983 01 September 2009 07:43 PM

No probs with the post, If I had a problem with it I would have said so hunni. Just an attempt to give a heads up, 'twas all.

I know that it's your job, is not who you are. Simple.

Dan Gleebits 01 September 2009 07:51 PM


Originally Posted by Hysteria1983 (Post 8916014)
heads up.

off topic :wonder:

:thumb:




:D

Hysteria1983 01 September 2009 09:01 PM

I have had a long day and a few 'holiday' beers.... so I have no idea what that is suppose to mean Dan. I will have a re read in the am, and try and understand the sarcasm/hidden meaning, and try and figure out what I have missed. :sleep:


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