If you receive an email from the Department of Health
 

telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu. Ignore it ...

It's just spam.
:)

:lol1::lol1::lol::lol:

Wicked!!! gave me a nice lunchtime giggle.

I want my 15 seconds back.

Well, however bad, it made me chuckle! :lol1:

The Department of Health have also set up a special helpline too with a recorded message.

Not a very clear line though, all I heard was crackling ;)

The 6 other dwarfs regretted failing to see the signs as Sneezy eventually died from swine flu.


I'm sweating like a pig today.....oh f*ck....


This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.


Once upon a time, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh.

Pooh thought to himself: "If the pig sneezes, he's ****ing dead."



To anybody in Glasgow that is suffering with fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dry mouth, breathing problems, cold sweats, shivers, shakes and hallucinations. Don’t panic, you do not have Swine Flu.

You need to call your drug dealer. That smack you bought earlier is wearing off.


I always knew pigs were intelligent. And now look, they've found a solution to reduce CO2 emissions, reduce an unsustainable population and save us from global warming.


Swine Flu is like Susan Boyle

It hasn't really done much, but anyone with an internet connection has heard of it


I'm immune to swine flu -

I've been f*cking a pig for years


How did the pig go on holiday?
The swine flu


;) :D

lul

I actually found that really funny:D

The folk not laughing don't know that there's more than one spam ;)
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