Have you been caught speeding check this out
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I ain't even bothered looking at the link as this one is sooooo old.
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i just used that link to check my car and the site gives false info.....it states that my car was caught doing 81mph near middlesborough on april 20th 09,i line in somerset and have been no where near that area!:wonder:
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Originally Posted by 99greenwagon
(Post 8666187)
i just used that link to check my car and the site gives false info.....it states that my car was caught doing 81mph near middlesborough on april 20th 09,i line in somerset and have been no where near that area!:wonder:
Oh dear!!!!! you cant be that easily fooled............:lol1: |
Originally Posted by 99greenwagon
(Post 8666187)
i just used that link to check my car and the site gives false info.....it states that my car was caught doing 81mph near middlesborough on april 20th 09,i line in somerset and have been no where near that area!:wonder:
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*******
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:lol1:so excuse my ignorance,but what the hell is that all about then......whats the point?
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To do exactly that!:D
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Come on guys.........click on the photographic evidence:brickwall
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what a load of sh*t!!!
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Originally Posted by Marx Mcrae
(Post 8666239)
what a load of sh*t!!!
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Originally Posted by rooferman
(Post 8666237)
Come on guys.........click on the photographic evidence:brickwall
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older than sial i think
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Invented by god, clicked by eejits :D
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Originally Posted by haroldhettaturbo
(Post 8666561)
older than sial i think
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This link predates the internet!
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A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one? Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Traffic Cop: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Traffic Cop: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Traffic Cop: You what!? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?! Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The traffic cop is quite stunned. Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license quizzically. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner! Older Woman: Bet the lying ******* told you I was speeding, too. Don't Mess With Mature Ladies!!! |
and that joke pre-dates 'The Big Bang' ;)
but a good joke tho:D |
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