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P1 Daveyboy 26 April 2009 09:31 PM

Have you been caught speeding check this out
 
UK Speed Camera Database. Check to see if you have been caught speeding

Be carefull out there

stevebt 26 April 2009 09:35 PM

I ain't even bothered looking at the link as this one is sooooo old.

99greenwagon 26 April 2009 09:40 PM

i just used that link to check my car and the site gives false info.....it states that my car was caught doing 81mph near middlesborough on april 20th 09,i line in somerset and have been no where near that area!:wonder:

rooferman 26 April 2009 09:43 PM


Originally Posted by 99greenwagon (Post 8666187)
i just used that link to check my car and the site gives false info.....it states that my car was caught doing 81mph near middlesborough on april 20th 09,i line in somerset and have been no where near that area!:wonder:


Oh dear!!!!!

you cant be that easily fooled............:lol1:

V5RLTD 26 April 2009 09:46 PM


Originally Posted by 99greenwagon (Post 8666187)
i just used that link to check my car and the site gives false info.....it states that my car was caught doing 81mph near middlesborough on april 20th 09,i line in somerset and have been no where near that area!:wonder:

Snap! was worried for a second! Im in devon, and have never been to Thornaby in my life! I was doing 81 aswell;)

bluenose172 26 April 2009 09:47 PM

*******

99greenwagon 26 April 2009 09:50 PM

:lol1:so excuse my ignorance,but what the hell is that all about then......whats the point?

V5RLTD 26 April 2009 09:53 PM

To do exactly that!:D

rooferman 26 April 2009 09:54 PM

Come on guys.........click on the photographic evidence:brickwall

Marx Mcrae 26 April 2009 09:55 PM

what a load of sh*t!!!

99greenwagon 26 April 2009 09:59 PM


Originally Posted by Marx Mcrae (Post 8666239)
what a load of sh*t!!!

i agree

eggy790 26 April 2009 10:07 PM


Originally Posted by rooferman (Post 8666237)
Come on guys.........click on the photographic evidence:brickwall

+1 will all fall in2 place then

haroldhettaturbo 27 April 2009 12:44 AM

older than sial i think

Boro 27 April 2009 01:06 AM

Invented by god, clicked by eejits :D

Glowplug 27 April 2009 03:42 AM


Originally Posted by haroldhettaturbo (Post 8666561)
older than sial i think

And Noah:lol1:

The Zohan 27 April 2009 08:57 AM

This link predates the internet!

Jonnys3 27 April 2009 10:49 AM

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.

Traffic Cop: Don't have one?

Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Traffic Cop: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Traffic Cop: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Traffic Cop: You what!?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see

The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while
calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The traffic cop is quite stunned.

Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it
to the officer.

The officer examines the license quizzically.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer
here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you
murdered and hacked up the owner!

Older Woman: Bet the lying ******* told you I was speeding, too.

Don't Mess With Mature Ladies!!!

Steve001 27 April 2009 12:00 PM

and that joke pre-dates 'The Big Bang' ;)

but a good joke tho:D


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