EPIC Valentine's FAIL!!
 

Guy at work proudly just came round the office to show us the "cheap" Valentine's card he just got his girlfriend...

Unfortunatly when one of the other guys flipped the card over to read the slip of paper that tells you what it written on the inside.....

It makes reference to "my wonderful husband" :lol1:

So now he is pondering what he can to do alter the card, to save him buying a new one.

Moral of the story...... DONT be cheap, and learn to read.

His face was......PRICELESS :D

He's not as much as a loser as someone who is spending loads in this mock dispay of love.

lol I have to be honest I dont do anything for Valentine's either. Its my birthday that day, but I dont bother with either.

Fook....

It's tomorrow isn't it?!

I'm in large trouble unless somewhere can squeeze us in for tomorrow....

She reminded me last week, but I forgot.

:lol:
Local chippy? Harvester ? lol

Who has used moonpig for a card this year?

Best Kebab or similar.

Credit crunch might be my saviour.

Sounds like a plan to me. Push the boat out with a mixed shish, rather than a lamb doner, and she will love you for years to come, especially if you let her nick some of your chips :D

Good old Moonpig sorted me out.

Wife and I have a tradition of getting takeaway fish and chips on Valentines Day to mock it's pointlessness.

I could try that line of attack.....

Na, she wouldn't buy it and I'd have a few weeks in a bad place as per 2004 when I last forgot.

lol @ as per 2004 :D
Serious stuff then eh!

Mattee, if I ever bother with occasions Moonpig is the only way. That personal touch adds sincerity to it I find.

Perfer to make loving gestures randomly, rather than on an instructed day.

I can squeeze you in but you mught have to shell out for a hotel room as well.
seeing as you are not in Milton keynes. I will guarantee you a good rate though ;)

Me too Snaz :thumb:

We don't do velentines either just a waste of money ;)

I love my missus dearly but I hate this Valentines crap.

:thumb:
Spot on.
Commercialisation of points in the calender. Nothing more.

m&s dine in for 2. 3 course meal, bottle of cava and something else not sure what. all for £20. ok you have to cook it but how much more impressive is that. you can say that you wanted to be more romantic, blah, blah, blah. get's you off the hook nicely. :lol1:

Its a complete con I agree but what woman do you know that when presented with some flowers, a card, a cuddly toy and a nice meal will turn round and say

"What a *ucking waste of money, take it all back and cancel the booking!"

They may agree with the fella that its all a blag but they love it really.

We don't do Valentine's day either. It's all bollox. :smug:


...........apparently........:Suspiciou

I shall be staying in on my own with a bottle of wine for company on Valentines night.

All together now...aww :cry: ;) :D

Pull yourself together woman! Don't let the side down! :mad:

We do cards, and thats it, we dont see the need to spend loads on teddies & tat


mart

Me and wifey don't bother wasting money on Valentines tat.

We have much more fun ways of showing our love for each other :norty:

I know EXACTLY what you mean :norty: ;)
.
.
.
.
.
.
http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/images/cluedo1_800.jpg

lol im glad to see the thread turned into something.
He has since been back out and spent a further £4 on a replacement card :D

Cheers for the offer, but managed to sort somewhere locally.

Took me long enough to find somewhere that's not fully booked.

I agree re it being a waste of money, but she's into it and I'm in the bad books anyway, so failing on this would be silly ;)

I hope she puts out!

Close, but we prefer this game:

dare-devils The board game for lovers

Even more fun when theres more than 2 of you :norty:

Let's hope she doesn't have man flu then eh? :lol1:

Friend of mine just text me to ask if I wanted to go for a drink tomorrow night! :eek: :Suspiciou

I said to HIM that, I probably would pass, explaining that every drinking establishment was having a couples night. He said he understood and that he wouldn't be "doing" Valentines Day this year as his GF is hundreds of miles away.

He's a nice person and all, but I do not want to be inside him! :lol: