Mancs . . . too much time on their hands
 

:lol1:

Hopefully SG won't, after Friday :D

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To Bohemian Rhapsody....

A Musical tribute (or not) to Stevie G………………

Is this our Stevie?
Captain of LFC?
Arrested in Southport
All caught on CCTV.
Open "The Sun"
It's there on Page One, you'll see.
I'm just a Scouser
I need some sympathy
Because I'm Huyton-born, Huyton-bred
Once a Blue, now a Red.
Whatever the truth is, doesn't really matter to me ... to me

[Piano: Dumm di dum dum, dumm di dum dum]

Rafa! It's Stevie here.
I've just t*watted a DJ
And they've taken him away.
Rafa, we were four points clear
But now I fear we'll throw it all away!
Rafa! Ooooooooooh.
Didn't mean to make you sigh
If I'm not back in time to play at Madrid Tinker on, tinker on,
Mycareer is all in tatters....

[Piano: Dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum]

Too late! It's Walton Jail.
I don't think that I can cope
I can't bend down for the soap.
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave the Kop behind and face the Bench.
Rafa! Ooooooooooo! (Anyway the sh*it blows)
Don't wanna go to jail
Isometimes wish I'd never joined Liverpoo-ool!

[Piano, guitar and stuff]

I see a little silhouetto of Hamman
There's more dosh, there's more dosh if I sign for Man City
Joiningsuch a sh*ite team very very fright'ning me

Calling Barry
(It's Rick Parry)
Calling Barry
(It's Rick Parry)
Calling Barry! Magnific-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy from a Scouse family
He's just a poor boy from aScouse family
Spare him his job says Coach Sammy Lee

Piano: Tinkle, tinkle tinkle

Easy come easy go! Will you let me go?It's me, La!
No! We will not let you go!
(Let him go!) It's me, La! We will not let you go!
(Let him go!) It's me, La! We will not let you go!
(Let me go!) Will not let you go!
(Let me go!) Will not let you go! (Let me go) Ah
No no no no no no!
Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Get me out!
A Big-House con has a shower set aside for me! For meee!

For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Big Guitar Riff]

So you think you can say my career's in decline!
So you think you can say that my kids are not mine!
Oh DJ! Can't do this to me DJ!
Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here!

[More guitar and then the slow bit]

My careers in tatters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters!
Nothing really matters to me!

Anyway the sh*it blows!

:lol1: :thumb:

centre back
 

Do you have a ditty for your amnesic central defender.
The title could be
I was snorting the white now i'm in the sh iTe, but i'll just forget, i'll escape the closing net.
catchy isn't it?
:razz:

Quality:lol1: :lol1: :thumb:

Brilliant Dunk. Had a giggle at that.

Makes a change from the usual Scouse battering of Rio and "the rapist".

Least the above was in good jest and you can take a joke :D

Love it, absolutely love it.


:D

You've got to laugh :lol1:




All more ammo for when we win the title too ;) :p

"I see a little silhouetto of Hamman"

ROFLOL!

:D