Podge and Rodge
 

If any of you are lucky enough to get RTE and get to watch Podge and Rodge then you will enjoy the the quotes from them below....

For those not in the know, they are two puppets from the guys who did zig and zag and they conduct celebrity interviews etc.....

In honour of the end of the First Season of the Podge and Rodge show here are some top quotes ........ Careful now

You’re as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit……..

He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician……….

As funny as a burning orphanage………

He's so camp, he ****es tent pegs…………

I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes……….

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn……..

Sweatin' like a pedophile in a Barney suit……….

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry. ?????

A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard……….

Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche…………

Mother Teresa wouldn’t kiss her………..

A sniper wouldn't take her out………..

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle……..

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one………

She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle…….

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede………

If I'd a garden full of Mickey’s I wouldn't let her look over the wall…….

She grabs that pole like Brian Kennedy in a mickey factory……

Can't receive RTE but i did watch it on Youtube when they are interviewing Dara O'Briain and feck me it was hilarious

How do you know if you get RTE? Never seen it before.

Is it on Sky?