The constipation thread...
 

..where's it gone? :wonder:

Down the pan, maybe.

Exactly, where has it gone. As daft as it sounds I've just logged in for an update and I can't find it anywhere, surely it hasn't been removed, If so who removed it? I was in stitches last night, one of the best reads I've had in ages..

Shít threads always get removed.

Why?
We all do it! :wonder:

How could it possibly be construed as offensive?

Yes, I checked for an update, compared to some of the stuff that gets discussed in here its quite light hearted.

You have a bottom, stuff comes out, everyone does it.

Some more than others it seems.

:lol:

what the hell, that thread was hilarious!

What a bummer :lol:

Let me see if I can remember it:

I can't ****


Ooooooo I REALLY can't ****


My God... IT HURTS

<eat fibre / bran / ex lax>

<shove something up there>

<syrup of figs>

I keep farting!! Nothing is coming out!

<use MORE>

<when I was...>

<Did I tell you about the time>

<...bog blocking turd the size of a submarine...>

<...fecal vomiting...>

Oooooo.......

OOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOO.....

<take MORE!>


OOOOooo... Ooooo? Errr.... hang on....

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

http://www.deadelvis.ca/images/elvis_enquire.gif

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/72...9c6c001fd5.jpg




Now lets see how long THIS thread lasts!!! :D :D :D

Very good!
I like a good Asse... (as in a funny person) before we get a wise crack!

That'd be it.
The picture of Elvis must be offensive.... :wonder:

“AGENT” Picolax at madcaow

enjoy agent picolax instead

I wonder if we'll ever find out if Ed exploded with the sheer pressure behind his blockage or not:(