i bet i have the biggest....
 

on this board. i am not going to post pics up as you will accuse me of cheating :Suspiciou

anyway, they have grown to tennis ball size:eek2:


only thing is, i cant stand radish :freak3:

One thing is certain, i have the biggest cock on this forum!

http://www.jesperdeleuran.dk/media/N...h-big-Cock.gif

My friend once got chased down a hill by a badger.

It's a common fact that badgers are able to run on their hind legs... like an emu, which when you think about how aggressive they your friend was lucky to escape serious injury!

whatever :D

you told me size didn't matter :confused:

I dont think it was a 6' badger :lol1: A hind leg walking average sized badger fighting my friend would have been like him going toe to toe with a hairy dwarf, which considering this thread is about big things takes, us a little off topic (unless our thread starter collects giant badgers, that is :wonder: )

Not a giant Badger, however I did hear she has a giant Beaver! :eek: ;) :D

giant badger rhymes with giant todger :D

In a surrealist way it might...... :Suspiciou

Also while on the subject of badgers.... it's a common fact that they can't look up, that's why they so easy to catch/cull (unless they're running like an Emu of course) as they can't see the farmer stood over them about to muller them with a shovel :(

i didnt know badgers lived on farms :wonder:

yeah, 'cos the eat the horses (and wild haslet)

I heard badgers only feed on mashed potato? Oh and people, but only people who look like my friend who was chased down the hill by a badger, yes.

I'm sorry - did I slip into some alternate reality where everyone talks utter bollocks?

Ah. No. Scoobynet NSR :D

you can lick a badger but if you suck one it could get stuck in your throat :p

2008 award for most quoted comment goes to....


:cool:

I thought it was only dogs that can't look up :lol1:

Photo's please. :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Soft lad!

A swift size nine to the head and they soon run away!

I live in a rural area and badgers are a pain in the arse, two did over my neighbours puppy the other week, so neighbour took a shovel to their heads!

The old badgers "can't look up" being used for maximum effect!.... they're easy enough to deal with until they get a decent speed up... then it's like trying to stop a steam train! ;)

i wonder if the 'new' badgers can look up :wonder:

Only when the lay on their back... which they tend not to do in daylight, I know a lot of facts about them... as I used to be a professional badger wrangler at one time :smug:

I gave it up when I damaged my knee in the late 80's while pretending to do a drunken Don Johnson (Miami Vice) roll over a friends car bonnet, trouble was as I wasn't wearing any socks and my shoe half slipped off causing me to stand up funny (wasn't that funny) and damage my knee ligament. Anyway after that I was unable to outrun the feckers... so had to retire :mad:

Still don't wear socks though :cool:

With all this talk of badgers, where is the badger meister, :D Jamie :lol!:

my radish are still growing :p

They'd grow a lot quicker if you didn't watch them so much :mad:

Saying that... they are YOURS, so I await the inevitable "I've just accidently driven over my foofing radishes" thread :D

thats paint your on about :wonder:

i wont be running anything over for a while as i am carless :(

i have been popping pods today :smug:

Go and ask if you can show Phillipino girls your tandang. They may giggle a bit, slap you in the face, or give you some lovin (If they understand)!

badgers? :Suspiciou

Tandang is another Tagalog word for rooster. When I was dating a Filipino bint in NZ, we were having a naughty bit of banter via e-mail, and I used the "Tandang" word. Of course, she knew it meant "Rooster" in Tagalog, but she then asked if there was another word for "Rooster" to which she received a reply, "Cock!", from her workmates which made her blush a bit.