Lesbian Rabbits - any ideas
 

Our Daughter has two rabbits, both females, one very reserved and the other very flamboyant & loving, very feline in her nature, anyways the flamboyant one, Lilly, has taken to mounting the face of Lyla the reserved one, but in reverse, if you get my drift, :norty: if you dont she's reversing her arse into the other ones face half sat on her face and then pumping back and forth.

Now Lyla isn't too keen with the girl on girl action :mad: and keeps running off when she wriggles free, whilst hilarious to watch it can't be too nice for poor Lyla, she came from a broken hutch and has just about got her health and confidence back, could it be that Lilly is on heat and needs her giblits whipped out??, this morning she leapt through the open roof of the hutch, 2.5ft, she's never jumped that high before and proceeded to tackle next doors Ginger Tom, Steve !

I thought here we go Steve's got an early lunch but they seemed to get on pretty well and were playing of all things, I'm beginning to wonder if Lilly is part cat, anyway the little sh*t machine is still out there hiding here and there and the wife's covered in mud and can't catch her, shame I had to go to work and I hope to God Steve didn't or doesn't have his wicked way with her before we got hold of her again.

Anyone need an Orange rabbit in the near future:lol1:

My guess is she is on heat and gagging for it, lets see what Google says, any other rabbit owners experience the same thing ?

Thanks for that coffee all over the place :)

Introduce a third rabbit, a male, probably with a rabbit moutache. He could catch the two girl rabbits in the act, and blackmail them unless they give him hot rabbit sex. At first the girl rabbits will hate it - but eventual they cant resist the hot rabbitness of it all and succumb.

Then you come along and shoot the lot of them and have hot rabbit stew that night.


Thats what I would do.

My sis had two female rabbits in the same hutch. They got very frisky after a while and then started spraying stuff after trying to mount each other... turns out they were both blokes. Maybe worth getting the sex checked again.

Hah, yeah "coffee"


Dirty bugger.

Maybe there is a call for this sort of thing, rabbit fetishists form an orderly queue please ;)

Can't you get them some sort of civil partnership licence?

Like this?

http://www.squidgrid.com/images/misc/b_bunny.jpg

:lol1:

You're out of clink then, good to have you back :D

Is that from your personal collection :norty:

:lol1: Cheers, unfortunately I dont have boobies that nice and a rampant rabbit wasnt on my shopping list this christmas either ;)

Don't say anything to offend the rabbits. You'll wind up in jug!

Les :)

Has Lily got short hair and does she wear a stripey suit?

We had two male rabbits years ago ( after being told by the pet shop who sold them that they were females)

Poor Snuffy was being mounted on a regular basis by Smudge. And his ears were started to look a bit battered where Smudge was anchoring himself on.

If Smudge couldn't gain rear access to Snuffy, he would start his imitation of Disney's Thumper on the floor of their wooden hutch - to the point that the old bag next door complained about the noise.

In the end, the only solution was for a friend of the family to 'adopt' them, pair Smudge off with a female rabbit, and for Snuffy to end his days with a guinea pig for a friend.

pmsl at this thread :lol1:

I guess this is how the Roger Rabbit name came about:lol1:

Shortish with a fluffy mohawk and Doc Martins :)

My Mother in Law used to have Lesbian Retreivers,

Or as I called them "Beaver Retreivers"

Mother and Daughter as well, for the really perverted.

I guessed as much :D :D

(PS. Take away the bow tie..........)

The Bow tie isn't the issue, it's the flick knife :Suspiciou

who the feck would call a cat steve:lol: :lol:

more to the point, why was I not born a male rabbit with an owner willing me to post me down there :norty:

I wanted to call one of our rabbits Starsky - then we could have had Starsky in Hutch.




I'll get me coat ;)

My mate's rabbit is called Jeff.

:cuckoo:

Is it actually possible to house train the b*ggers so they don't p*ss everywhere and drop Maltesers every 20seconds :rolleyes:

Now are you SURE you haven't got the wrong type of rabbit here??

http://www.slashgear.com/gallery/dat...l_Rabbit_1.jpg

I have a cure for lesbianism but I'm not about to try it on some rabbits. :)

Sheep down your way isn't it ;), I know sterotypes, couldn't resist, i'll get my coat as well......

Choccy, you're not wrong, I p*ssed myself when she told me what she had called it, now I quite like it :)

My sister had 2 male rabbits years ago. They used to bum each other! Once they were in the conservatory running around in circles trying to mount one another. It was hilarious to watch.
I tried to separate them once, and the dominant one growled at me and came in my face :eek: :eek2:

Nick

:lol:
This one just keeps getting better :lol1:

Classic:lol1:

Not that I would admit to that happening to me :notworthy

video it, post it on youtube