If you had a time machine
 

Where would you go, who would you speak to, what would you do ?

"what would you do ?"


Pervert:lol1:

na serious .... i would get me one of those sports almanac's like Marty Mcfly ..... cha cing!!!

A couple of decent sets of Euromillions numbers and then retire to a life of relaxed and relatively simple luxury in obscurity with every day completely my own and no financial worries.

LMAO at you Dave...

This is one of those threads where somebody is going to come on and be all... you know the word... erm.... say they want to meet someone historical ...

Like me??? I want to meet historical people, I start with the Romans so I can take part in their huge feasts and orgies then watch someone getting eaten by a Lion, you just don't get entertainment like that nowadays :(

nah ... not quite like that Tam..

How are you? Lost sight of your thread...

trust you :lol:










can you save me a spot? :D

I'm good thanx, Scoobynet is keeping my mind off things just now. :thumb: :)

Good Good....

So back on topic :)

Id like to go back in future and meet erm....... cant think of anyone at the moment... will have a think ;)

I wouldn't have to go back very far..... 4-5 yrs max.... that way i could sort out whats wrong now......

I`d like to meet my ancestors, they must have been handsome :smug:

:Whatever_ :lol1:

strangle karl marx at birth?

No problemo, the Lions are a bit peckish atm ;) :D

Nooooooooooooo :cry:

Not THAT spot you bugger :(




(waves more jammie dodgers at Tam ;) )

That sir, is a good retort :thumb:

I've been trying to build one for ages, but am suspecting cardboard was not a good starting point. Loads of similarities with DeLorean ;)

I would go back to the time my Mother died,and tell her all the things i never got to tell her,before she passed away.

I would go back about 6 minutes and go for a crap so I didn't have to deal with the shart I just did

I could do with having a sh!t too! canny be arsed though, I'll bake it till I wake up tomorrow :thumb:

Sharts take a bit of cleaning up though

OK what's a shart?

world cup final 66:D

I'd go back to that moment I told my 1st wife I didn't want to marry her, and follow it through rather than sucumming to the sex fest that followed and changed my naive young mind into marrying her.

Secondly I'd pop back and pass PS Lewis' father a condom and tell him he's thank me one day.

:D

Haven't you seen 'X Factor'? :Suspiciou

Its when you think you are going to fart, but it is more solid :lol: The smell last much longer that way.......Could be considered to be a weapon of ass destruction

I would go back to 23rd of November 1983 and make sure my younger brother didn't play with the matches which caused a house fire. This would mean my other brother would still be alive today instead of being so tragically snatched away from us at the age of four. It would also mean I wouldn't be carrying the guilt of my last words with him, which were me furiously shouting at him causing him to cry because he had torn my Top Trumps.

:( i love top trumps

i think id like to have a look at the swinging sixties