What should I call my cat?
 

Whatever is top of the poll wins...

It's got to be Jesus. If anyone has a problem with it, well, say it's named after the character in The Big Lebowski...

Nobody fcuks with the Jesus!

I've got a funny feeling there is going to be a clear leader for this pretty soon ;)

Jesus is a big Hispanic name, pronounced "Hey-Zeus"....

I opted for Brian.... :D

Zeus: Why do you keep calling me Jésus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.
Zeus: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't **** with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
John McClane: No, I don't have a problem with that.

"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"

seems an appropriate quote :D

Moghammed ?

sod the above matey

call it dave !

marcus