SwissTony's Saturday Humour Thread
 

Ahh, I hear you all say...a welcome return ;)

It seemed like a good idea at the time


Two Aussies, Bruce and Ken were down on their luck and hanging out for a cold beer or three.

After checking their pockets and finding only 50 pence, Bruce came up with a brilliant strategy. 'I'll take the 50 pence and show you how we can drink all day for free!'

Quickly, he went into a butcher's shop and bought a single sausage, which he stuck in Ken's fly. They then went to a nearby hotel. 'Two beers' said Bruce to the bartender.

They downed them as fast as they could and the bartender waited for the money.

All of a sudden, Bruce got down on his knees and began sucking the sausage hanging out of Ken's fly. 'Get out of my pub, you filthy poofters!' the bartender screamed and booted them out the door.

They did this all day, visiting about 16 pubs.

'I just can't do this anymore', Bruce whined. 'My knees are getting sore from kneeling, we'll call it quits...now where's the sausage?'.

Ken replied. 'I lost it after the third pub.'

Aussies.....50p......erm.

:rolleyes: mine arent worse than that.

i never said they were in australia you numpty :lol1:

then you should call them Scottish. :)

Hey- Swiss has the edge Pisslips :thumb:

thank you :courtseys: :D

its an old one, but a reasonably good one :lol1:

I larfed!

Les :D