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Simon C 12 September 2007 10:16 AM

Wednesday mildy ammusing thread
 
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,


"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,

"Hi, Keith!"

ChefDude 12 September 2007 11:04 AM

so, the divers finally dredged the contents from the SIAL then ;)

Leslie 12 September 2007 01:34 PM

:D

Les

OllyK 12 September 2007 01:43 PM

I thought the punch line was
"New house, new madam, new girls, same old customers."

But there we go :D

MJW 12 September 2007 02:35 PM

A man walks into a Scottish bakery, points at an item on the counter and says 'Is that a sponge finger or a meringue ?'
The baker replies, 'No you're right, it's a sponge finger'

:D

fast bloke 12 September 2007 02:51 PM

Had to do it 14 times in a jock accent to get it :D

exvaux 12 September 2007 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by fast bloke (Post 7247117)
Had to do it 14 times in a jock accent to get it :D

so did i...and i am scottish :lol1:


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