SwissTony's Friday Humour
 

Been far too busy to do the Saturday one, so here are a few backdated ones :D

Video of Who let the dogs out? - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


Video of JurrasicFart - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


and a little joke for the weekend ;)



Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get
me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

:lol1:

Superb :)

The dogs video is :lol1: :lol1:

the dog's ......................:D

Swiss puts the sh#t in humor:razz:

I aint no honky :mad:

While were talking dogs and humour, my mates got a dog whose also a blacksmith,every time he heres a noise he makes a bolt for the door. :sleep:

:lol1:

glad you liked them :D

What a great surprise to come back to Swiss, still laughing now:D

Hope you've got the house straight by now!

Les :)

thx Les :thumb: I try my best to infuse this place with humour, like a wonderful dish of comedy pot pouri :lol1: . Unfortunately that is exactly the kind of pap that has now invaded my house :mad: , bloody pot pouri, pink stuff, candles and the like :Suspiciou . God, women have a lot of crap !!

anyway house is still a mess (in transit I like to call it :) )

Tell me about it Swiss, been like that here for as long as I can remember. Its easier just to accept it!

Les :D