Harry Potter 7
 

A secret web site that leaks the story...

Please don't click the link if you don't want to know what happens as its a spoiler.

www.harry7/harrydiesinbattlewithvoldermort.com

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Yes, very funny. There's only one 'r' in Voldemort. ;)

All was well :D

Is it true that Neville gives Luna Lovegood a curséd pearl necklace? :D

Harry Potter discovers he is a she.
Hermoine becomes a crack whore
Ron Weasley dies of a ginger related illness.

Is it loneliness? :(

There's no 't' in "felching". :D

takes a well seasoned pro to know that :thumb:

I am slightly worried that you are posting up links of 15 year old boys dying in felching tragedies:Suspiciou Do you live in Thailand by any chance and go by the name of Gary?

Felching - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

What a charming past time:eek:

Your handle Kingofturds, I always thought that may have been a reference to another charming pastime......

https://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k...ter_script.jpg

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so who dies?

You are all miserable sods...lets face it Harry Potter is great :thumb: :D

Being you asked - Hagred and Ron

whats ron doing in the epilouge then?

comes back from the dead, usual HP ****e

apparenty Hargred buggered Ron to death and died of a heart attack during the vinegar strokes, Potty found them and could only bring one back from the dead, He chose Ron as he was afraid that if he bought Hagred back he might pot Potter's brown for him.

Kids books, who would have though it!

I hope Harry potter is killed off and all his side kicks - KPR has written this tripe and made a fortune in doing so and don't get me started on the movies !

strange definition of tripe? she wrote the books to be a popular children's story and they have become the most popular children's story in history.....if that's tripe I'd like to see a success!

good stuff :thumb: altho I have no idea who they are :D

I saw you queuing up at tesco 11:59 last night:razz:

MacDonalds are crap too - but they also are very successful.
and then there are wonderful examples like Concord that would I suppose would be considered unsuccessful in an economic sense.

Good analogy.....macdonalds makes kids want to eat junk....HP makes kids want to read books - i see your well thought out point :cuckoo:

Yes - seven of them in total - all written in the same boring, easy to read style. I doubt the majority will progress to read anything more challenging. If fact I saw one particularly vacuous californian girl exclaim that she was going to 'start over' when she finished book seven.