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LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:07 PM

Aston Martin V8 VS 911 TURBO VS AUDI R8
 
Guess who wins :D

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1st Place
Audi R8 - 220 Points
Base Price - $109,720
Tested Price - $120,970
0-60 - 4.3
0-100 - 10.7
1/4 Mile 12.8 @ 112 mph
5-60 - 4.8
70-0 - 160 feet
300 ft skidpad - .97
Willow Springs International Raceway Lap Time - 1:35.76/94.0 mph
Lane change (mph) - 66.7
Observed miles per gallon - 14

Highs
Ballet-dancer balance and grace, eager responses, telepathic steering, internal combustion rarely sounds better.

Lows
Proportions awkward from some angles, uncomfortable dead-pedal height, blind in the rear quarters.

Verdict
Sports-car perfection from an unexpected source.

2nd Place
Porsche 911 Turbo - 210 Points
Base Price - $123,760
Tested Price - $141,510
0-60 - 3.8
0-100 - 9.2
1/4 Mile 12.2 @ 117 mph
5-60 - 4.8
70-0 - 159 feet
300 ft skidpad - .98
Willow Springs International Raceway Lap Time - 1:38.53/91.3 mph
Lane change (mph) - 65.0
Observed miles per gallon - 14

Highs
Omigawd thrust, never-fade brakes, limpet grip, gorgeous interior treatment, maximum Porsche mystique.

Lows
Spooky at the limits of adhesion, high interior noise levels, Prussian ride quality, snoot scrapes on driveway ramps.

Verdict
For 911 addicts who have no wish to be cured, Porsche Sturm und Drang just doesn't get any better than this.

3rd Place
Aston Martin V8 Vantage - 191 Points
Base Price - $117,150
Tested Price - $129,110
0-60 - 5.1
0-100 - 12.3
1/4 Mile 13.5 @ 106 mph
5-60 - 5.8
70-0 - 165 feet
300 ft skidpad - .93
Willow Springs International Raceway Lap Time - 1:40.73/89.4 mph
Lane change (mph) - 64.1
Observed miles per gallon - 13

Highs
Appealingly edgy update on classic GT-coupe shape, smooth operator on rough payment, irresistible V8 growl.

Lows
A bit too much body roll, nervous under hard braking, short on muscle among these heavy lifters.

Verdict
A stylish GT sophisticate that's a little out of its depth among these thoroughbreds.

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:08 PM

AUTOZEITUNG

Vantage / R8 / 911S

385 / 420 / 355 hp

0-100km/h 5,4 / 4,5 / 4,8
0-160km/h 11,6 / 10,3 / 10,5
0-200km/h 18,0 / 15,2 / 16,9

Slalom: 64,0 / 66,2 / 63,7 km/h
Laptime: 1:44,9 / 1:39,9 / 1:42,5 sec

Brake distance 100-0km/h: 37,2 / 34,0 / 34,0 meter

Chassi(including subcategories): Winner: Porsche
Comfort (including subcategories): Winner: Audi
Engine/gearbox(including subcategories): Winner: Porsche
Driving dynamics(including subcategories): Winner: Audi
Enviroment/costs(including subcategories): Winner: Audi

Total scores:

1. R8: 2871 p
2. 997S: 2804 p
3. Vantage: 2698 p

:D

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:10 PM

It may 'win' but you'd buy the porker every time ;)

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member (Post 6983897)
It may 'win' but you'd buy the porker every time ;)

why do you like putting your ass on a "porker" ? :lol1:

Do you like the way it porks you? The way it makes you feel inside :lol:

Matteeboy 04 June 2007 03:15 PM

Apparently AL is 22 years old.

At that age I was writing a dissertation on Metal Matric Composites. Not writing the kind of stuff that would make a 7 year old look stupid.

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6983925)
Apparently AL is 22 years old.

At that age I was writing a dissertation on Metal Matric Composites. Not writing the kind of stuff that would make a 7 year old look stupid.

At 22 you were a "supaloosa". At 32 you are still a loser. Hows it feel having your wife hand you your paycheck each month? Does she deduct money from you when you dont do your bit around the house? :lol1:

Matteeboy....his wife is the boss at home, and at work :lol1:

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983917)
why do you like putting your ass on a "porker" ? :lol1:

Do you like the way it porks you? The way it makes you feel inside :lol:

Wow it would seem that your 'gayer' tendencies just fly out given the opportunity..... ;)

Are you the only gay plumber in the village? :D

Matteeboy 04 June 2007 03:26 PM

Non + - He "works" in London so plenty of gays.
In fact they probably have some gay plumbing club -

"Oooh Quentin, I'd love to unblock yoooour lovely tubes you gorgeous lump of man chicken"

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member (Post 6983963)
Wow it would seem that your 'gayer' tendencies just fly out given the opportunity..... ;)

Are you the only gay plumber in the village? :D

The word "gayer" is only used by men of that nature.

Go figure eh? :lol1: ;)

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6983986)
Non + - He "works" in London so plenty of gays.
In fact they probably have some gay plumbing club -

"Oooh Quentin, I'd love to unblock yoooour lovely tubes you gorgeous lump of man chicken"

Cornwall is the home of the fags.

"come lets go and prance about in the sea with our surf boards"

Fag activity right there :lol:

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983987)
The word "gayer" is only used by men of that nature.

Go figure eh? :lol1: ;)

And you would know that because? ;) go figure :lol1:

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983999)
Cornwall is the home of the fags.

"come lets go and prance about in the sea with our surf boards"

Fag activity right there :lol:

More 'inside' gayer knowledge ;) it seems that Anal Lover / Likes the Rings is REALLY coming out today :D

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member (Post 6984010)
More 'inside' gayer knowledge ;) it seems that Anal Lover / Likes the Rings is REALLY coming out today :D

na mate you got it all wrong. I just happened to read your book ;)

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6984044)
na mate you got it all wrong. I just happened to read your book ;)

And as if by magic... moses appears :D is that the best you can do ;)

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member (Post 6984050)
And as if by magic... moses appears :D is that the best you can do ;)

I was trying to talk like poof. You know so we can "relate" over something. Isnt that a chapter in your book? About how you relate yourself to a rainbow coloured unicorn :lol1: ;)

Matteeboy 04 June 2007 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983999)
Cornwall is the home of the fags.

"come lets go and prance about in the sea with our surf boards"

Fag activity right there :lol:

I'm sure you'd last a long time against this "fag" AL...


http://static.flickr.com/122/284862314_f13cc5408d.jpg

Surfing is all about upper body strength which makes surfers very good at knocking Audi bumming losers out :lol1:

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6984096)
I'm sure you'd last a long time against this "fag" AL...


http://static.flickr.com/122/284862314_f13cc5408d.jpg

Surfing is all about upper body strength which makes surfers very good at knocking Audi bumming losers out :lol1:

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

you have just proved how much of a "homo" you are by posting that pic.:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

"Surfing is all about upper body strength which makes surfers very good at knocking Audi bumming losers out " :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what and idiot :lol:

Matteeboy 04 June 2007 03:50 PM

Glad you liked it AL.
Something to print off and sneak to the bogs with I should think.

You make Graham Norton look like Vin Diesel.

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6984110)
Glad you liked it AL.
Something to print off and sneak to the bogs with I should think.

You make Graham Norton look like Vin Diesel.

says the guy who posts pics of himself topless on scoobynet :lol:

you sure didnt look "hulk like" to me :lol1:

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:54 PM

Ring Lover is just SOOO gay.... :D

Its like this is his only way to express his gayness..... he picks a gay user name, picks a gayer car and then posts gayer references all over the threads....;)

Is a Ring Lover jizz-fest :lol1:

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6984122)
says the guy who posts pics of himself topless on scoobynet :lol:

you sure didnt look "hulk like" to me :lol1:

You sound disappointed :lol1:

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member (Post 6984132)
You sound disappointed :lol1:

more like relived that he isnt "hulk like".

He has threatned me with violence over the web you know :eek: :lol1:

Matteeboy 04 June 2007 03:58 PM

AL likes his men to have a bit of a tyre to grab onto.

Sadly I lack such an addition.

AL, tell me, do any of your "men" get a but turned off by your profession of bog unblocker?
Must play havoc with your nails.

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6984143)
more like relived that he isnt "hulk like".

He has threatned me with violence over the web you know :eek: :lol1:

A 'virtual' slapping :lol1: .... although there would appear to be a few 'others' that would stand in line for that event :D

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6984152)
AL likes his men to have a bit of a tyre to grab onto.

Sadly I lack such an addition.

AL, tell me, do any of your "men" get a but turned off by your profession of bog unblocker?
Must play havoc with your nails.

tell me about it your all skin and bones. Doesnt your wife feed you, or does the boss of the home demoralise you so much that you just dont want to eat :lol1:

Matteeboy 04 June 2007 04:09 PM

Don't know AL but I did find a lovely pic of you on the internet:

http://www.kookamonga.net/Nerd.gif

Looking gooooooood.

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6984199)
Don't know AL but I did find a lovely pic of you on the internet:

http://www.kookamonga.net/Nerd.gif

Looking gooooooood.

:sleep:

stilover 04 June 2007 04:12 PM

All Audi Lover (LordOfTheRings) slagging off here. I'm quite pleased to read all test drives regarding the R8.

I read with much interest the test in Evo Magazine that it's better than both the Prodrive AMV8, and C4S (with Power Kit). And now (although I can't read Audi Lovers original post attachments) it looks like it could be better than a Turbo, and according to Audi Lovers post it has lapped quicker than a Turbo too.


Why my interest ??? Old man has a Black (with Silver Fins) Manual R8 on order. :) :luvlove: :thumb:

Only down side is that he thought about it for too long after being told (at the time) that he could have had one this year. After making his mind up to get one, he's now looking a November 2008 :mad: Bugger :D

AudiLover 04 June 2007 04:35 PM

All these trolls spamming up and ruining audi threads. If you dont like whats being said dont come in them :razz:

Next month we will officially hear from sportauto just how quick the R8 is.

The C6 Z06 posted a time of 7mins 49 secs last month, and I reckon the R8 will match that time ;) :D

wrx-kris 04 June 2007 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by AudiLover (Post 6984276)
All these trolls spamming up and ruining audi threads. If you dont like whats being said dont come in them :razz:

Next month we will officially hear from sportauto just how quick the R8 is.

The C6 Z06 posted a time of 7mins 49 secs last month, and I reckon the R8 will match that time ;) :D

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