Advice needed.
 

I've recently returned from the Far East and sampled some of their fine delights, very impressive I have to say, and it did get me thinking. :thumb:

Now my girlfriend is a lovely lass, but she's a ''bit loose'' if you catch my drift....

I could be brutally honest with her and tell her what the problem is, but then pay her a compliment - so it kinda levels itself out.

Like this........


''Hey darling, you have a m1nge like a hippo's yawn, but atleast you have big bouncy t1ts, and at the end of the day that's the most important thing.''


Your thoughts please gentlemen :thumb:


DJ Vinyl Ritchie.................Deliver the killer blow........ then some flattery. I think I'm on to a winner with that method :thumb:

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Make sure you have full body armour on, lol, or you say it through the lounge window while she is in the house and your on the pavement.

Then run like fooook

Lol

Hippo's yawn hahahahahahahaha :lol: I am stealing that one!

two words for you...... designer vagina! :luxhello: