Well that was bloody stupid!
 

I bought and fit a Scott Lowe splitter on Friday and this morning went to Halfords to get some of the black Turtle Wax t-cut/polish to clean it up a bit (they are doing a 3 for 2 on cleaning products by the way), so there I was happily rubbing away with the sun beating down and a beer by my side when I leaned back to see what i'd achieved, put my hand out, grabbed a bottle and took a swig.... of the Turtle Wax :freak3: It's not as nice as the Peroni I was expecting but it's not bad, kind of creamy and tastes just how it smells. The taste lingers though, I did it about six hours ago and can still taste it now :(
The wife almost pissed herself when she saw me in the bathroom with black teeth :lol1:

lol, you doughnut:lol1: question is does it get you pissed? 3 for 2 you've got to think about these things;)

LOL - I did a similar thing with one of those small bottles of wine you get on airplanes, I accidentally swigged it like a bottle of beer - classy me is :D

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If only there was video of that ;)

PMSL!!!! oops!! :D

u plum!
 

Did you induce vomiting, because I believe the bottle advises you not to do so!!!:nono:

It might kill you !



Not a nice end......

































But a lovely finish !

PMSL. Hope you're going to be at work tomorrow mate. I don't want to be covering for you :thumb:

Id ring the NHS advice line and seek their opinion just in case

0845 4647

NHS Direct home page

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:lol1: at the 'finish' comment.

Nah I didn't induce vomiting or anything, I did a bit of involuntary retching which was rather unpleasant but it went no further than that.

This morning I feel fine, and the taste has finally gone! :luxhello:

I'm just waiting to see if the old saying 'you can't polish sh!te' is actually true or not, i'll report back later ;)

FPSML :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Did something along the same lines of wrong bottle a while back.
Two spray bottles, both look similar, one is window cleaner, one is tyre shine.
Started doing the windows and wondered why they were smearing. Carried on doing another and that was smearing...looked down and yes it was tyre shine.
Told a mate about it when I was around his house cleaning his car..he spent 10 mins ripping the p out of me. :(

Then he proceeded to explain how you clean and dress wheels, went to great lengths with brush etc, wondered why his tyres after 10 mins, were all dull.


Yup, numptie had used the window cleaner :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

what goes around comes around :D

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Classic :D

could have been an STI 8 or a P1 :D