Little aussie joke for you
 

The Koala and the Little Lizard


A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says

"Strewwwwwth dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

:D

Made me laugh :)

:lol1:

Just the thought of it made me smile :cool:

Hahaha, quality!

(https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...le-lizard.html)

;)

aye brenden, I am guilty of not using the search engine :)
but give us a break it was nearly a year ago ....:p

tbh I was rather stunned, I remembered it as about 3 months ago - I'm getting old obviously :eek: