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Guy Wears Dog Shock Collar Video - FileCabi.net |
Originally Posted by jonathan100
(Post 6540360)
Just a heads up the vid is safe for work but some stuff on the web site is NSFW
Guy Wears Dog Shock Collar Video - FileCabi.net This always make me smile.. The power of logic > Two builders (Fred and Barney) are seated either side of a table in a > rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a > stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the > occupation of the suit... > Fred: "I reckon he's an accountant." > Barney: "No way he's a stockbroker." > Fred: "He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!" > The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets > the better of Fred and he makes for the toilet. > On entering the toilet he sees that the "suit" is standing at a urinal. > Curiosity and several schooners get the better of the builder... > Fred: "Scuse me.... no offense meant, but me and me mate were wondering > what you do for a living?" > Suit: "No offense taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession! > Fred: "Oh! What's that then?" > Suit: "I'll try to explain by example............Do you have a goldfish at > home?" > Fred: "Er...mmm... well yeah, I do as it happens!" > Suit: "Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a > pond. Which is it?" > Fred: "It's in a pond!" > Suit: "Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden > then?' > Fred: "As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!" > Suit: "Well then it's logical to assume that in this town that if you have > a large garden that you have a large house?" > Fred: "As it happens I've got a five bedroom house... built it myself!" > Suit: "Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is logical to > assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite > probably married?" > Fred: "Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children!" > Suit: "Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with > your wife on a regular basis?" > Fred: "Yep! Four nights a week!" > Suit: "Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very > often?" > Fred: "Me? Never!" > Suit: "Well there you are! That's logical science at work!" > Fred: "How's that then?" > Suit: "Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about > the size of garden you have, the size of house, your family and your sexlife!" > Fred: "I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!" > Both leave the toilet and Fred returns to his mate. > Barney: "I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?" > Fred: "Yep ! He's a logical scientist! > Barney: "What's that then?" > Fred: "I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?" > Barney: "Nope" > Fred: "Well then, you're a wanker!" |
Heard that before but its a funny one :thumb:
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Reminds me of.........
2 workers in a shipyard pub having a drink when a posh chap in uniform comes in with fabulous looking totty. Cutting it short...... Worker says to posh chap "'Ere mate - what do you do for a living then?" Posh chap says in cut glass accent "As a matter of fact I work for Cunard" To which worker replies "Well so I do I mate but I haven't managed to pull totty like that!" ======== Clue - better said that read..... |
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