Beefcake: A Very British Sex Symbol
 

Shut it, you slags - you know nuffing...

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who let UB at the sherry? :Suspiciou

you luv it.... you know you do....

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We're The Sweeney and we haven't had any dinner.

THE best police series ever made.

Shut up!!! :lol1:

You're nicked.... :D

I hate this bast@rd place, it's a bloody holiday camp for thieves and weirdoes, all the rubbish. You nail a villain and some ponced up pin stripe Hampstead barrister screws it all up like an old fag packet and pops off for a game of squash and a glass of Madeira. He's taking home 30 grand a year and we can just about afford 10 days in Eastbourne and a second hand car. Nah, it's all bloody wrong, my son

That's right guv - unless you are a limbless lesbian, asylum seeking muslim - in which case you can have whatever you want.

That's the fundemental difference between now and then. :nono:

run out of christmas spirit already have we :D