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chiark 29 November 2001 12:21 PM

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a girl.

There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it appears in liquid form. The drug is being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince male victims to have sex with them.

"Beer" is available virtually anywhere. All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against such attacks.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to performing sex acts on horrific looking women who they would never normally be attracted to.

Men often wake up after being drugged with "beer" and have only hazy memories of what happened to them the night before.... just a vague feeling that something terrible occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men might be conned into a familiar scam known as "a relationship" - apparently men are easier victims for this scam after the "beer" has been administered and they have already been sexually attacked.

However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open manner with a group of similarly-affected guys.

For your nearest support group just look up 'Pubs' in the yellow pages.

(With apologies if anyone feels this bad taste - it's humour IMHO)

Ellis4779 29 November 2001 12:27 PM

Oh my god,

This has happened to me..

Pete

Shark 29 November 2001 01:00 PM

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AJbaseBloke 29 November 2001 01:54 PM

I am obviously safe as I only had lemonade that day...:D

DazV 29 November 2001 07:27 PM

All these years I've been waking up next to big fat ugly boilers - but now it all makes sense.


WRXBOB 29 November 2001 08:12 PM

And in severe cases,like I had,you find yourself with the illness "MARRIAGE" :(

Luckily there is a treatment for the worst cases, its called "A DIVORCE" :D
Its an expensive treatment that can cost thousands of pounds as its not available on the NHS,but I found it to be worth every penny ;)
I just hope I dont get caught out again :p

BOB :cool:

[Edited by WRXBOB - 11/30/2001 12:02:53 AM]

Richard Askew 29 November 2001 09:00 PM

**roflmao** :D

Thanks for the info guys - hope to stay away from this new fangled stuff they call beer this weekend

roadtrip 30 November 2001 12:13 AM

so when the girl who just moved in nextdoor said 2day that we MUST go 4 a beer this weekend, wot she reeeeaally ment was that she wanted to drug me and then sexually abuse me?

fine by me :D :D :D :D

RT

stevie c 30 November 2001 06:31 PM

I must be permentently drugged,because I never say no!

Is there a crack squad of girl commandoes who sneak into my room when I sleep,put a funnel in my mouth and fill me full of vodka?

It would explain my dog breath!

hee hee!
steve


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