I've Fallen in Love With The Wrong Girl - Complicated
 

Very funny Dave - Not :mad:
Do not store your passwords in your unattended laptop
I read lots on here but that's about it.

Soz if my deluded so called friend caused any offence - although the story was so far fetched it will probably be made into a film

Introduce her to your wife.

If you're lucky, your Mrs might fancy her.

Three in the bed, should spice it up a bit :)

:thumb:

without sounding patronising what do you expect people to say, you dont expect a future with her, she doesnt expect a future with you (by the sounds of things) but your obviously unhappy at home, the only advice really is leave home and start again. Depends how you feel about your wife tbh.

Show her your book "Wind-ups for beginners" and go to some transvestite evening classes?

Sorry, but reading your post, its all me me me. You've got a wife and child. Responsibilities. You talk about your "fit as fook" latest lover, all your past conquests, like that has any relevance on your current predicament. I suggest you grow up. You're a 30 something bloke, acting like a hormone loaded 16 year old, who wants to sh@g anything with a pulse.

Quote " My head is really fcuked up now. Any advice? "
Yes, seek professional help. Unfcuk your head.

Sorry if that's harsh, but its how I see it.

Youve been told :D

your married, with a kid, and your on here moaning because your hoped for bit on the side is a lesbian and you can't deal with it? or rather because your plan to leave your wife has now fallen through?

Sex addict... as if that's your wonderful excuse for adultery.

Sorry if you disagree or were expecting advice / sympathy but it's reading sh1t like this that makes me wonder what sort of fcuking world we live in.

im just curious? what does your wife think about you always going out and away on holliday without her? mine would be a little curious to say the least

so in a word then you like/visit prostitutes?

come on son, let it all out....you live in Ipswich right? :D

mid life crisis is it???


yawn we get one of these every week :D:D

is it the "i can convert a gay / lesbian into going straight...."


quick bit of info... you cant....


I would suggest you sort out the problems you have with the first relationship, before you embark on another...

if you such a shagathon, why did you get married and have kids????


you could have stayed single and enjoyed yourself..

relate,s a good place to start


Mart

after consulting with my missus... you should leave the wife.... much heathyer for you, the wife and the child.... then you are "free to do what you like"

On second thoughts this is clearly a wind up - it's just too calculated and ridiculous to think that a pr1k like this actually exists.

Not at all funny.

Why not kill two birds with one stone and have your genitals removed?, this will stop you sleeping around and you will be half way to becoming a woman, not only will this please your new lady friend, it will leave your wife free to find a proper man.

Spot on :thumb:

You could shoot your "friend". It might take you a while to get over her but problem solved, as long as you don't get caught ;)

Wouldnt it be easier shooting the wife? Depends whos fattest as to how long it'll take to get over them IMO :D

:lol:

Or he could just shoot himself and be done with it.

This is the biggest load of old bollox I have ever read :lol1: :lol1:
Grow up, whoever you are :D

Sounds a fair compromise to me :thumb:

I'd feel a bit sorry for the bullet though! ;)