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This could be the greatest album ever to grace our ears....
Amazon.co.uk: Reviews for A Whole New World: Music: Katie Price and Peter Andre
The reviews show nothing but praise and enlightment!! |
You ARE joking, RIGHT??? :confused:
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The customer reviews says it all!!!
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Originally Posted by jonc
The customer reviews says it all!!!
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I think I've entered a parallel universe....
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Originally Posted by Simes777
I think I've entered a parallel universe....
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I've just downloaded the Title Song off the Album and well, it's ok .... but done better a million times before - in fact, is there ONE original song on it??
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A great comment from one reviewer:
"It's not often that you can buy a record which is sung by 3 huge t1ts." :lol: |
I would rather smear my lounge walls with the steaming excrement of my worst enemy than listen to that tripe :eek:
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Page two, the review by 'Ooogly Shabubu'...
"Oh. My. God. Have I just heard the best album in the world? I think I have. Here's a track by track breakdown... 1. A Whole New World - This is a Disney favourite from Beauty and the Beast. In the duet Pete sings Beauty's part with a nutless falsetto that will leave you gasping for air. Jordan, with her jutting underbite, takes the Beast's part and makes it her own. She really gets her teeth into it. Definitely. It's worth getting the album just to hear Jordan get her teeth into the Beast's part"... Excellent stuff! |
Pass the sick bowl :eek2:
"It was dark, a primeval blackness, the abyss of Ginunnga Gap. Then there was light, and the light was A Whole New World. A world of joy and happiness created by Peter and Katie. I was that darkness, now I am light. I was that emptiness, now I am complete. I was mortal, now I will live for ever. I will give up everything I own for copies of this CD just to give them away to everybody I meet so that they too can become as complete as I. Thank you, thank you, thank you..." ============ Edit - last line should read "just to give them away to everybody I meet so that they too can become as complete a **** as I am. |
Just makes me worry about the British Public.
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A whole new world was off Aladdin tell Ooogly Shabubu;)
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I was channel surfing the other day and tripped across the Royal Variety Show, then I just heard some very off key singing of "A whole new world" I cringe and think that "has" to be a X-factor reject, then on walks Jordan. I cringe again and turn over the channel. :mad: ;)
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Originally Posted by jonc
This could be the greatest album ever to grace our ears....!!
life, taste, class get! |
Originally Posted by J4CKO
Just makes me worry about the British Public.
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Originally Posted by Dieseldog
Page two, the review by 'Ooogly Shabubu'...
"Oh. My. God. Have I just heard the best album in the world? I think I have. Here's a track by track breakdown... 1. A Whole New World - This is a Disney favourite from Beauty and the Beast. In the duet Pete sings Beauty's part with a nutless falsetto that will leave you gasping for air. Jordan, with her jutting underbite, takes the Beast's part and makes it her own. She really gets her teeth into it. Definitely. It's worth getting the album just to hear Jordan get her teeth into the Beast's part"... Excellent stuff! |
Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Makes them look pretty good to me. I'd be more worried about people who can't recognise humour and cleverly written reviews.
The review section is very very funny. |
The reviews are utterly priceless :D
Forget diamonds, gold or Italian super-cars, there can surely be no better way to bridge the gap with any enemy or estranged partner than to buy them this classic work at Christmas. |
Originally Posted by Dieseldog
Page two, the review by 'Ooogly Shabubu'...
"Oh. My. God. Have I just heard the best album in the world? I think I have. Here's a track by track breakdown... 1. A Whole New World - This is a Disney favourite from Beauty and the Beast. In the duet Pete sings Beauty's part with a nutless falsetto that will leave you gasping for air. Jordan, with her jutting underbite, takes the Beast's part and makes it her own. She really gets her teeth into it. Definitely. It's worth getting the album just to hear Jordan get her teeth into the Beast's part"... Excellent stuff! |
How can two monstrous talents such as these, who so shun public exposure, have plucked up the courage to make this bold, vibrant statement of artistic splendour? And lets not forget Peter's contribution either. |
I Just submitted one...
I was born deaf. I have never heard any sound, a child laughing, the sea washing up the beach, the wind in the trees. All these sounds are alien to me and I will never know what beauty they hold. I am also completely blind. I have never seen a setting sun, a flower bloom or David Beckham. But for one brief moment last week I heard sounds and saw sights for the first time in my life. My wife bought "A Whole new World" by Peter Andre and the Jordans. The second she put it on, I was transported to a world of colour and the sounds of angels. I could see, I could hear. Tears rolled down my face as I saw my wifes face for the first time, even the revelation of her hideous features could not detract from the majesty of the voices of Peter and Jordan soaring like eagles through a sun kissed sky. I rose from my chair and carressed the cd jewel case, sounds and sights filling my senses. For 37 minutes I was a normal person, filled with joy. Then the CD stopped, and I returned to a world of silence and darkness. I stumbled into a coffee table and fell face first into the stereo system, shattering it, and my teeth into a thousand pieces. My wife has since hidden the CD. I spoke to my doctor on the phone, and he confirmed that there is no medical explanation for my temporary cure. He also said that he had many patients come to him with temporary miracle cures occuring whilst listening to the god given album. For a full 37 minutes, Didier Drogba managed to run without falling over, Geraint Jones remained at the crease and Barry from the Cillit Bang commercials lost his voice. There is only one explanation - Somehow, Peter and Jordan have managed to create work of such wonder and power, that it is the embodiment of our lord Jesus Christ. It is, for all intents and purposes, the second coming. |
I bet that Richard Hawley is ****ting himself !
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Does anybody know if Peter and Katie will be touring soon? :)
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Sheer genius on the reviews (except for PSL).
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Fantastic link and excellent reviews.
Thanks so much for providing! |
Originally Posted by Shark Man
I was channel surfing the other day and tripped across the Royal Variety Show, then I just heard some very off key singing of "A whole new world" I cringe and think that "has" to be a X-factor reject, then on walks Jordan. I cringe again and turn over the channel. :mad: ;)
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When I listen to 'Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You,' I think of the beautiful sorrow of parting that Peter must feel when he is alone in his hotel room able only to watch Jordan's oral talents on the Pay TV service.
'Islands in the Stream,' naturally makes me think of Jordan bathing in the love of her husband. How lucky she is that a song so describing her massive contributions to modern consumer culture was written for her? Subtle, but v. good |
I Just submitted one... Quote: I was born deaf. I have never heard any sound, a child laughing, the sea washing up the beach, the wind in the trees. All these sounds are alien to me and I will never know what beauty they hold. I am also completely blind. I have never seen a setting sun, a flower bloom or David Beckham. But for one brief moment last week I heard sounds and saw sights for the first time in my life. My wife bought "A Whole new World" by Peter Andre and the Jordans. The second she put it on, I was transported to a world of colour and the sounds of angels. I could see, I could hear. Tears rolled down my face as I saw my wifes face for the first time, even the revelation of her hideous features could not detract from the majesty of the voices of Peter and Jordan soaring like eagles through a sun kissed sky. I rose from my chair and carressed the cd jewel case, sounds and sights filling my senses. For 37 minutes I was a normal person, filled with joy. Then the CD stopped, and I returned to a world of silence and darkness. I stumbled into a coffee table and fell face first into the stereo system, shattering it, and my teeth into a thousand pieces. My wife has since hidden the CD. I spoke to my doctor on the phone, and he confirmed that there is no medical explanation for my temporary cure. He also said that he had many patients come to him with temporary miracle cures occuring whilst listening to the god given album. For a full 37 minutes, Didier Drogba managed to run without falling over, Geraint Jones remained at the crease and Barry from the Cillit Bang commercials lost his voice. There is only one explanation - Somehow, Peter and Jordan have managed to create work of such wonder and power, that it is the embodiment of our lord Jesus Christ. It is, for all intents and purposes, the second coming. PS Fine review but bet it doesn't appear |
Originally Posted by SiPie
Bet it won't appear, not subtle enough. Pay more attention to the others ;)
PS Fine review but bet it doesn't appear It's up there :D |
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