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did your 'mop up sock' fall off the top of the wardrobe :D

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Are you some kind of spastic?

What do you mean you've 'been hit'?

Did Strawbridge give you a wedgie? :freak3:

thats what happens when your parents catch you downloading naked pictures of Dawn French :nono:

:p ;) :D

I'm sure if I asked mummy and daddy, they would call it a smack.

Please explain, how have you been hit?

Did you get served? Did you serve 'em back? Is it on?

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Underworld?

I had Knightlore and Jetpac :thumb:

Somebody please explain this thread :freak3:

Me talking ****e last night, when i was pissed.

Saying id been hit, when i went outside and fell, over on route from the chip shop

You hopeless mong :freak3:

No just got a bit too wrecked last night, it happens you know, never made a fool of yourself drunk befrore ? If you say no to that your lieing.

No. :)

love the ammount of spineless ****ers who have read this that have gave me a red blob without leaving there name, least i was man enough to admit i was talking ****e drunk, like most people do when they are mortal, ****ers

I put it to you that you are more than capable of making a cock of yourself without so much as a drop of alcohol passing your lips. :lol1:

Bit like you are now then .

Nice edit.

Actually I haven't given you a red blob you cock jockey. I doubt my account has enough posts on it to give you a red blob even if I cared about it as much as you obviously do! :D

So go and get your 'mate' on me... I'm literally quivering in my boots. :lol1:

Lol i edited that post as i over reacted, after getting 7 red blobs in a row from spineless people.

I have said my piece on this now, i was pissed talking ****e, like most people have done some time in there life due to too much alcohol, anyway im done with this thread now.

PMSL at this :lol1:

Beg to differ. I don't want to speak for my peers but I am of the opinion that 'most' people on here won't have made bull$hit claims such as knowing a murderer who has escaped justice...... or claimed to have been 'hit' when in fact they have simply got legless on panda shandy for that matter! :lol1:

He def got served.

thats true mate!:)

I've been pissed up and talked ****e on here many times before, the worst i did was to offer Suresh a hug though :lol1:

He didn't answer so i took it as a no :(

PMSL it's definatley 'on' :D

What the whole forum?

No wonder there's so much grumpiness around, i thought it only lasted about a week anyway :rolleyes:

My uncle billy had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the lady next door
she thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake
and now its only 3 feet four

Mind you it's still big enough to make him his fortune...:D

Anyway...Hi Abdabz here... Who's serving whom? "New balls please" :D

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Yes that was out of the top drawer! FPMSL.:lol1: :thumb: