Old sayings
 

My dad always said [ first up best dressed ]

My dad always said -

"Go on that 'puter and wind up anyone who takes life too seriously ...

..... start with the sad anals on ScoobyNet"

:D :D

mr lewis isnt it your bed time :hjtwofing

Pete, I thought your Dad was Isambard Kingdom Brunel, how would he know what a 'puter was :wonder: :razz:

He had visions .... didn't know what he was on about until 65 years later!! :eek:

Quite an amazing fella!!

'He died wishing he had, not that he hadn't!'

my gran always said ' stick your lip in before a bird sh*ts on it'

never in the rain of pigs pudding

My dad was always telling me to clean my shoes, including the instep!

Les

Take your coat off or you wont feel the benefit when you go outside.

Chip

Empty vessels make the most noise.

My dad used to say

'Lifes too short to look a bag of s**t'

and

'One in the arse is as good as two in the head'