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Friday smile....
Mrs heard this on TV today………
Chap was woken up at 3 am by loud knock on door. He went downstairs and shouted through the letterbox “What the hell do you want at this time of the night?” Voice comes back “Can you give me a push?” “Bugger off” says the guy who goes back to bed and has to explain to his wife what was going on. “Well that’s not very friendly, is it?” she says mentioning the times that he has needed help at inconvenient times. So, feeling guilty, the guy goes back downstairs but there is no sign of the caller. So he wanders outside, along the path, past the local school and playground, and returns to go home. As he calls out “where the hell are you then?” he hears a voice……. “Over here by the swings” |
Originally Posted by David Lock
Mrs heard this on TV today………
Chap was woken up at 3 am by loud knock on door. He went downstairs and shouted through the letterbox “What the hell do you want at this time of the night?” Voice comes back “Can you give me a push?” “Bugger off” says the guy who goes back to bed and has to explain to his wife what was going on. “Well that’s not very friendly, is it?” she says mentioning the times that he has needed help at inconvenient times. So, feeling guilty, the guy goes back downstairs but there is no sign of the caller. So he wanders outside, along the path, past the local school and playground, and returns to go home. As he calls out “where the hell are you then?” he hears a voice……. “Over here by the swings” |
:D
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Old but still made me laugh:lol:
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Originally Posted by David Lock
That's no way to talk about my Mrs...... :nono:
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