For those who might be thinking of joining a lonely hearts club ...some ad ideas
 

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saw the above and some of them did make me laugh, mmm the days of being single are distant memories, good luck to all of you who are looking for "the one" when you find "the one" you'll have the time of your life, just passed our anniversary :luvlove: and still having the time of our lives . :D

Superb!! :thumb:

London Review of Books online

Link to the web site of the London review of books which is were the personal ads come from ...look through the classifieds and go to personals it's had me in stiches.

Safety first. Dignity second. Trousers last. Rubbish wok-cooked foods enthusiast and flammable materials-wearing loon (M) WLTM F to 45 with fire-blanket and no small amount of knowledge regarding the correct batter-frying procedures of tempura. Bicester

BBC NEWS | Magazine | How to write the perfect lonely heart

ok just go to the "your comments section "

Great Sex, Own Helicopter (GSOH) has always worked for me in the past :confused:

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Who needs real reality when virtual will do? This worked for me: Staff-wielding elf magician seeks demure lady priest for moonlit dinners, long walks on the beach and smiting armies of rampaging orcs.
Zargon the Wizard, UK