Wednesday Joke
 

>Little Barry came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
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> >His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell
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> >his mother what he wanted:
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> >"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
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> >Little Barry was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at
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> >school and at home.
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> >Barry's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his
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> >birthday. Little Barry, of course, thought he did.
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> >Barry's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his
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> >behaviour over the last year, and write a letter to God, and tell him
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> >why he deserved a bike for his birthday.
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> >Little Barry stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God
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> >a letter.
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> >LETTER 1:
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> >Dear God,
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> >I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
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> >birthday. I want a red one.
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> >Your friend, Barry.
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> >Barry knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
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> >so he tore up he letter and started over.
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> >LETTER 2:
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> >Dear God,
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> >This is your friend Barry. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and
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> >I would like a red bike for my birthday.
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> >Thank you,
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> >Barry.
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> >Barry knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started
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> >again.
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> >LETTER 3:
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> >Dear God,
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> >I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for
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> >my birthday.
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> >Your friend,
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> >Barry.
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> >Barry knew he could not send this letter to God either. Barry was very
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> >upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church.
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> >Barry's mother thought her plan had worked because Barry looked very
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> >sad.
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> >"Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.
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> >Barry walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He
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> >looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the
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> >Virgin Mary.
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> >He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the
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> >street, into his house, and up to his room.
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> >He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a
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> >pen.
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> >Barry began to write his letter to God.
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> >LETTER 4:
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> >I'VE GOT YOUR MUM.
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> >IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE F*%#ING BIKE.
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:lol: Nice :thumb:

Lol nice:D

:lol1: Nice one :D

One question though, since when did the Virgin Mary give birth to God? ;)

Sorry for ruining it for you :thumb:

That's outrageous. :mad:

"behead those who joke about the lord".... ;)

:razz: :hjtwofing :lol:

shouldn't that be, "i've got the one night stand mother of your ba$tard son"?

If there is the Virgin Mary in the church then it's probably RC, in which case they believe in the holy trinity (The father, the son and the holy ghost). Seeing as the old testament only allows whorship of 1 god, they consider all 3 to be one and the same and so while Jesus is the product of the union between god and TVM, Jesus is actually still god.

And the christians wonder why the atheists don't take them seriously.

Hey, i only got it sent:razz: :lol1:

Olly, I value your opinion quite alot of the time but honestly, am I supposed to care? ;) :D

:iamwithst :lol:

I enjoyed the joke for the jokiness of it, not trying to dissect it FFS....:thumb:

I got one for you;

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?




















Stick it in a microwave, and wait until it's bill withers :D

Oh dear!! :lol1:

Here's another one. Best joke ive read in a long time. i read it some where this week

What the defination of the bravest man in the world?

A man who comes home on a sarurday night!

Stinking drunk!

Covered in lipstick!

Smelling of perfume!

Slaps his wife on her backside and says

"your next fatty!"




Genius!!!

The missis didnt like it!!

Good one Albert :D

Les

[quote=Albert47]

A man who comes home on a sarurday night!

Stinking drunk!

Covered in lipstick!

Smelling of perfume!

Slaps his wife on her backside and says

"your next fatty!"

quote]

That's just a guide to std foreplay for an Essex girl??? :confused: ;) :D