Just been the victime of a major windup...need revenge
 

ok, my mate has just sent the following from my home PC to all my email contacts:

"Listen guys, I have just realised that I am gay. I have been living a lie all my life and feel I can trust you all enough to come out to you. Don’t worry I am not attracted to any of you but I have someone at work who I have become very close to, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, I will be home at the weekend and hopefully you will come out with me for drinks and a talk. Dionne [my wife] knows and has done for some time, even since before Ella [my daughter] was born, she is fine about it and we will work through the issue with hopefully no more pain"

Fair play to him, it's a belter, but I now need serious retribution. I am working away from home now and he probably doesn't realise that I can access my home email from work, so he probably doesn't know that I know what he is up to.

Any suggestion on how to get the fcuker back?

btw I have had some responses from my mates, and i't good to see that they are good friends. Some responses:

"I think that it is incredibly brave and open of you to come out. Obviously it makes no difference to the way I think of you, you’re still my mate – it changes nothing. Obviously you may face some ‘challenges’ in the coming weeks and any support / help myself or my family can give you we will. Chin up, take care."

"Right 1st of all – I’m not sure if this is a joke or not – or if someone has got hold of your machine for a while or something???
Secondly - if it is the case then I have to say that there are absolutely no worries from me or for that matter any of the lads. If you want us to go out for a few bevies either up in Glasgow or down the road give us a shout, but mate – nae bother. Well done for getting that monkey off yer back.
Thirdly – what do you mean your no attracted to me!!!??"

Come on Scoobynet...he needs to be punished for this....

Send another mail saying you gay lover is the guy that sent the original wind up!

Is your 'mate' at home with your wife? :wonder:

Go along with it and announce you and the 'joker' are going to be married in a civil ceremony.

My mates phoned up the reception of some serviced offices we were in, saying that the usual hookers we'd ordered for tonight weren't going to be available and did we want to rebook.

That night I told them that I'd lost my job as a result of some stupid prank, and if I ever catch the *******s who did it there'd be hell to pay! The guys I worked with played along with it too, saying I'd been fired and the police had been called. Kept it going for about a day.

lol, yes, he lives a couple of doors up from me and was using my PC to print off a job application...........at least that's what the wife said :eek:

No can do, the sender doesn't work with me, he is a mate from home.

So presumably the application form file is on your computer or you know who it's with ....:norty:

I have now ignored 3 calls on the moblie from mates. I want to keep my knowledge of this secret at the moment to see what other respones I get :D

Nice...I like your thinking but the job application is for his wife.

He is in the Police and I have a few family/ friends in the police who are bit higher up the chain, so this might be a path to retribution.........

Why not go home, and ram ya c0ck up his arse. :D

See if he find's that funny. :)

hang about, how do you know this is a wind up? have I missed something?

?????? I am assuming this is a wind up as I am not gay and do not have a gay lover at work. :D:D

Doh, I re-read your original post and must have scanned the first sentance too quickly, he sent it from YOUR account. Im with you now. :)

Play along with it, send a txt to a few of your mates and ask if they got your email ;)

Why not post his car for sale on the various forums Pistonheads etc. at a very low price,(Generate loads of calls) but request they only phone after 11.30pm as he works shifts, put his mobile no. and E-mail address in the ad.
get them to ask for Mr.Gaylord.:lol1:

What you're gay as well davegtt? :D

Dont knock it til you've tried it ;)

Get a female collegue to call his house. If his wife picks the phone, tell your female collegue to say something along the line of "...tell your husband that all though we had one off fling, I am now pregnant withi his baby....."

Or if your friend picks up she should say she's been having an affair with his wife.

Get all your other mates in on it and get one of them to suggest a 'coming out party' for your return. to make you feel comfortable and as a light hearten joke at your expense tell him it's to be fancy dress and you're all to wear 'gay outfits'. get one of your mates to go with the bloke who set you up and make sure he gets him something ultra gay!

You then have to get him to the venue (His and your local boozer would be ideal) without him realising that he's the only one in the gear.... maybe get them all to wear trench coats as you want to keep the surprise until the last moment.

then as you walk in the door of the pub everybody throws off their coats to reveal their gay outfit...... only there is only one person wearing the gear...

Hopefully the joke is then on him!

if he doesnt know that you know then when you get back and you see him, tell him you have had some calls from other mates mentioning the gay bit. He will probably start smiling and try to tell you something. However interupt him and tell him that with what your mates have been telling you it has rang true and you think you may be. Then tell him that you have feelings for him and watch his reaction. (best let your wife know beforehand cos if he is banging her whilst your away he has probably said your bent anyway)

some more responese from my mates:

"That'll be why you were wearing a pink tie at Lucy's fundraiser, ya p00fcat!!!"

"no great surprise there al !"
This one was sent from the barsteward who sent the originl mail. So no doublt he wants to keep this going........

"Don't know whether that is for real or not. How can you have just realised
if you have been living a lie all your life. It certainly is a bold
statement.
Either way you know we will support you.
Talk later"

Now this idea I like......not sure he will go for the gay costume idea, but definatley going to get everyone involved and see what we can come up with...

keeping future options open eh??? ;)

:D

Well, if they are all going to support me...................;)

Sleep with his wife, kills two birds with one stone :thumb:

I would grab him and give him a loving kiss and tell him you quite like the idea!!!!

lets hope your inlaws are not in your email address book!!

If he thinks he's going to get the mjor kudos for stitiching you up with the ultimate wind up he may well go with the idea.... but you know better than idea. Depends how big his ego would be. you'd need another good mate though who could play the part well to convice him of the idea.

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

i found that comment seriously funny

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Laugh it off and do nothing for a year or so, plenty of time to think, then hit him back twice as hard.