George Michael at it again.......
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5397930.stm

Why doesn't he just sit in the house and have a spliff ..... :confused:

Always being found stoned out his nut in a car blocking traffic somewhere

:cuckoo:

Hopefully he'll die of AIDS soon. :)

WTF is he smoking ??? crack ??

queue the "no thats where he puts his cock" jokes

Iwan - thats not very nice is it

He's sacked his Agent I see ...... thinks he can handle himself well enough now :D

That SUN Classic Headline .... "Zip Me Up Before You GO-GO" is still brilliant today! :D

Pete

Nope, but neither is being a junkie, a faggot, and a serious risk to other road users and pedestrians. :)

Still doesn't merit dying of aids ffs :rolleyes:

Wrong side of bed this morning ???

It's strange how he seems able to constantly get away with driving under the infuence of drugs......

I mean he's fallen asleep at the wheel three feckin times! what does that tw4t have to do before he's banned.......... run some poor fecker over :rolleyes:

Goddamnit! He's different to us!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing at the way any thread about the Pete Dohertys / George Michaels etc. of this world descends into the Life of Brian "Stone Him!" sketch.

They get stoned themselves as it is, without the help from us. :D

I thought the title was gonna be connected with his 'toilet habbits'

And in this case I can see why! He comes across as a total to55er with no regards for other people - thus the driving whilst *under the influence*. Not the first time either.

Probably hacked off that he hasn't had a hit record in a while ....

Dave

Or had something else for a while:nono: :(

Dont care that he is gay or does some puff, do care that he thinks he can drive around so stoned he nods off, poor show George.

I would have thought the cops/courts could have taken his licence, if he was drunk then they would have wouldn't they?

He's got Hobbit's in his toilet?:wonder:

Possibly:lol1:

Well they are the right height for a quick -------

Glad someone eventually typed that:lol1:

Yes thought it was getting sucked off in bogs

I've spent £250 getting tickets for my other half and her friend to see the big stoned fruit, I just hope he keeps his life together till december! :(

£250 for two tickets?....... :eek:

The man's a waste of space.

Yeah, one tickets is to watch him sing

The other to watch him do something else - in a toilet.............

VIP Tickets!:lol1:

"Arrested on suspicion of"

:)

Buggary?

Talent?

I personally wouldn't go and see him if someone gave me £250, but the other half likes him for some reason.

If ebay stopped selling concert tickets then people wouldn't buy them purely to sell at a profit, til then we get ripped off as usual. :mad:

Maybe if sang about something other than his deviant perversions more people would by hs records:nono:

Do you think he might be Celebrity Big Brother material??? :D

"Day 30 and George is in the toilet......................STILL!!!"

;) :lol1: :lol1:

Ns04

FPMSL

I was going to say that he wants stuffing. Trouble is he would enjoy that and so that would be too good for him.

He must have something on someone important to get away with all that he has done so far!

Les