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DCI Gene Hunt 11 September 2006 02:20 PM

"Bleeeeeeeeeeeett..." ........ "oh be quiet dear....."
 

Originally Posted by The Almighty BBC
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.


The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Next stop the UK then for Mr & Mrs Tombe.......... ;)

Miss Kinky 11 September 2006 02:43 PM

now thats funny :lol1:

J4CKO 11 September 2006 04:04 PM

Old Middle eastern proverb....

A Woman for sons,
A Boy for pleasure,
A Goat for sheer ecstacy.

stilover 11 September 2006 04:24 PM

"because he used it as his wife"

What? He made the Goat wash up too? :D

^OPM^ 11 September 2006 06:08 PM

crikes glad i dont live there or dolly the sheep be my wife by now :lol1:

Leslie 12 September 2006 11:06 AM

Sensible attitude by the elders. Hope the goat is happy though.

Les :)

paulwrxboro 12 September 2006 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by J4CKO
Old Middle eastern proverb....

A Woman for sons,
A Boy for pleasure,<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
A Goat for sheer ecstacy.

Jacko by name jacko by nature :D

SiPie 12 September 2006 01:23 PM


crikes glad i dont live there or dolly the sheep be my wife by now
Dolly's dead :(


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