WTF...Wagon Robbers ?????
 

Was woken up at 02.45a.m. by my 4-legged burgler alarm (mahoosive Great Dane) going loopy downstairs, barking, growling and headbutting the window.
Jumped out of bed and got the dogs leather and chain lead from by my bedside (honestly officer its just a dog's lead !!) go downstairs and getting mentally prepared to wrap the dog's lead around the neck of anyone trying to touch my Wagon. Opened the front door to find Pizza delivery man there, my sons had ordered a late-night feast and after waiting for an hour had gone back to their beds and fallen asleep again.:sleep: .

He had a lucky escape that poor man, I can just see the headlines in the local rag " Pizza delivery man hung by the neck and bitten to death by mad dog".

Anyone want some Kebab, Pizza or Garlic Bread ?



Flippin' kids.

Did you get a pound off 'cos it was over 1/2 an hour :lol1:


The 'Danes farts will stink tomorrow :eek: