70th birthday ideas?
 

Not PSLewis,no its my dad. Already looking at a newspaper on the day he was born,any other similair ideas. Only prob its on Friday!!!!.

Depends how much you want to spend. If he likes a tipple, what about a 70 year old bottle of whiskey :)

Is he depressed - how about a sex change;)

What does he like, any interests or hobbies, does he like a drink???

Balloon flight? Get a voucher.

Take him to see Jethro ..... my 70 year old uncle loved it last week

What about a trip to a good lap dancing club?

Find out what he would really like within reason, and would not expect to ever get, and get it for him!

You would get just as much pleasure from watching his face when he realises what you got him too.

Les :)

Stairlift?

LMFAO

http://www.stannahstairlifts.co.uk/

LOL...Not for a long time yet.

He actually wants a new mountain bike,and his dad rode a motorbike until no-one would insure him. He was 92.

Not even Saga? :eek:

All i know is he was very pi$$ed off at having to give up his bike.

My thoughts as well:D