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april fools wind ups
Who got caught out this morning,and what was your best windups.Lets have a good laugh.......:thumb:
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I was mean!! I drove my girlfriends car onto the next street and said her car had been stolen!! I woke her up to tell her so her head was up her arse so she believed me!!!:lol:
Had to get her back, last year she put shaving foam in my trainers!!:mad: |
Heard on Heart 106fm that in Nottingham City centre where there digging up the old market square, that they unearthed a chest full of old Roman coins, worth over 5 million :D and that they were going to share the money with all the people who could prove they were born within the city limits :D
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Years ago I lived in J'burg, South Africa where things weren't quite as liberal as they were in UK at the time.
My mate had a flat and his sister in UK used to send him girly mags and calenders to cheer him up. Not porno stuff just a bit of top shelf but deffo not for South African viewing. One April 1 phoned him at work and in my best South African accent told him that I was a police officer and had intercepted some mail that had been posted to him from UK. I told him that we would be calling around to his flat that evening to "have a chat". So having spend all that afternoon at his flat disposing of the accumulated evidence I called around at about 7 and in the same SA accent asked him if he had had a good day :D :D He eventually saw the funny side but it took a while....... |
Originally Posted by Dazza01
Heard on Heart 106fm that in Nottingham City centre where there digging up the old market square, that they unearthed a chest full of old Roman coins, worth over 5 million :D and that they were going to share the money with all the people who could prove they were born within the city limits :D
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[QUOTE=nathanb]I was mean!! I drove my girlfriends car onto the next street and said her car had been stolen!! I woke her up to tell her so her head was up her arse so she believed me!!!:lol:
excellent :luxhello: |
On the way to an open day at 888 my friend called me and told me I had been banned off a different forum :mad:
I got him back ;) |
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Google Earth were having a go: https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...51/A51_out.jpg https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...A51/A51_in.jpg Steve |
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4867512.stm
The old man fell for the Downing Street door one hook line and sinker. Went off on one about Blair at lunchtime. I had to tell him it was a joke :D (PS Sorry he is a DM reader.... :freak3: ) |
Did anyone else see Googles "Romance search" one on their main page? Pretty good!
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Girlfriend owns her hair/beauty salon and one of the staff got her to ring her partner telling him that she had cut the end of her finger off and that they were on route to hospital. Whislst telling him this he shouted he would meent em at the hospital and put the phone down. They tried to ring him back but had lost there signal. By the time they got in toch he was nearly there:) . Problem was that he boss had told him he couldnt go and that he had just told the boss that if he wasnt allowed to go then he could shove his job up his A.... :eek2: . he still isnt speaking to her yet:lol1:
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Originally Posted by madgixer
Girlfriend owns her hair/beauty salon and one of the staff got her to ring her partner telling him that she had cut the end of her finger off and that they were on route to hospital. Whislst telling him this he shouted he would meent em at the hospital and put the phone down. They tried to ring him back but had lost there signal. By the time they got in toch he was nearly there:) . Problem was that he boss had told him he couldnt go and that he had just told the boss that if he wasnt allowed to go then he could shove his job up his A.... :eek2: . he still isnt speaking to her yet:lol1:
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