Went to a party on Friday night, wife drove as she is pregnant, and parked the car outside my mates house. Found out next day some little scrote has taken a key from headlight to taillight, I have only had car 2 weeks. Anyone know someone good at paintwork in Fife, also someone good at tracking down little scrotes so I can ring their necks.

Try chipsaway - this is just the sort of thing they are there for :D

http://www.chipsaway.co.uk

This service is now offered by RAC and Halfords too I think :D